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Oct 8, 2026
Products That Are Worth Buying Generic
Save on Staples Without Sacrificing Quality
Oct 5, 2026
Cheesesteak Chucking Chucklehead Sought for Sandwich Assault
Restaurant Manager Hit by Cheesesteak During Dispute with Social Media Influencer Suspect
Sep 2, 2026
The Science of Packing a Perfect Cooler
Follow these simple steps to make your cooler "cooler."
Aug 21, 2026
Mail Carrier Arrested For Menards Mischief
An Iowa mail carrier apparently took the phrase “save big money at Menards” a little too personally. Authorities say 45-year-old Jill Brown of Ottumwa is accused of swiping Menards rebate forms from people on her mail route, then redeeming them herself. And this wasn’t just one missing envelope—it allegedly went on for about two years. … Continue reading Mail Carrier Arrested For Menards Mischief
Aug 18, 2026
Bank Bandit Kitty Finds New Home
In a Stupid News follow up…the kitten who got dragged into an attempted bank robbery has officially left her life of crime behind. Three-month-old Magnolia, a panda-colored kitten with absolutely no criminal record, despite what the internet may suggest, was snatched from a Pet Supplies Plus in Beltsville, Maryland, on July 13. The guy who … Continue reading Bank Bandit Kitty Finds New Home
Aug 14, 2026
Pilot Pops Positive for Pot
Air India has a new policy that’s basically, “Let’s make sure nobody’s flying high before they fly high.” After a flight from Phuket to Delhi suddenly dropped about 300 feet last week, injuring 17 passengers and crew, the captain tested positive for marijuana. Reports say the captain was standing behind the co-pilot’s seat when the … Continue reading Pilot Pops Positive for Pot
Jul 16, 2026
Feline-Fueled Felony Fails Fast
Monday morning in Maryland, some dude walks into a pet store, grabs a kitten like he’s late for a meeting, and bolts. Not great. But it gets weirder. He runs straight to the bank next door, strolls up to an employee holding this tiny black-and-white kitten and goes, “Hey, can you hold this?” Then he … Continue reading Feline-Fueled Felony Fails Fast
Jul 14, 2026
Bull Bison Sends Grandpa Airborne
So there’s a viral Yellowstone video that’s equal parts “whoa” and “nope.” (Check it out in the link below.) A bull bison decided it had absolutely had it… chased down and launched a grandpa into the air like a rag doll. The guy was walking with his grandson, keeping what seemed like a respectful distance, … Continue reading Bull Bison Sends Grandpa Airborne
Jul 7, 2026
Myth-Busting Summer Cooling Hacks
So the internet really showed up for this “Heat Dome” dilemma we’ve been enduring… with a whole bunch of “life hacks.” Some helpful, some… not so much. Like sleeping under a damp sheet. That can work—unless it’s humid, in which case you’re just marinating. Then there’s the whole “smear yogurt on your windows” idea. The … Continue reading Myth-Busting Summer Cooling Hacks
Jun 2, 2026
Google Plans Massive Mosquito Release
Google is asking permission to release up to 32 million mosquitoes in California and Florida. Which sounds like the start of a villain origin story… but it’s actually meant to help. The idea is to fight stuff like West Nile, Zika, and dengue by releasing male mosquitoes that have been… basically sabotaged with a natural … Continue reading Google Plans Massive Mosquito Release
Apr 23, 2026
Pasta-Packed Packages Part of Lego Larceny
Some guy in California just turned pasta into a criminal accessory. Police say Jarrelle Augustine was buying high-end Lego sets—Star Wars, Marvel, the good stuff—then swapping out the pieces for dry pasta. Sealing the box back up, returning it, and pocketing the refund. And here’s the sneaky part: the pasta actually sounds like Legos when … Continue reading Pasta-Packed Packages Part of Lego Larceny
Apr 21, 2026
Pilots’ Pet Noises Perturb Flight Control
You’d like to believe the people flying your plane are all business. Focused. Professional. Not… auditioning for a petting zoo. But here we are. Recently released air traffic audio caught a couple of pilots—one from Delta, one from American—communicating in what can only be described as “domestic animal.” It starts with a casual “meow.” Which, … Continue reading Pilots’ Pet Noises Perturb Flight Control