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Products That Are Worth Buying Generic

Oct 8, 2026

Products That Are Worth Buying Generic

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Cheesesteak Chucking Chucklehead Sought for Sandwich Assault

Oct 5, 2026

Cheesesteak Chucking Chucklehead Sought for Sandwich Assault

Restaurant Manager Hit by Cheesesteak During Dispute with Social Media Influencer Suspect

The Science of Packing a Perfect Cooler

Sep 2, 2026

The Science of Packing a Perfect Cooler

Follow these simple steps to make your cooler "cooler."

Mail Carrier Arrested For Menards Mischief

Aug 21, 2026

Mail Carrier Arrested For Menards Mischief

An Iowa mail carrier apparently took the phrase “save big money at Menards” a little too personally. Authorities say 45-year-old Jill Brown of Ottumwa is accused of swiping Menards rebate forms from people on her mail route, then redeeming them herself. And this wasn’t just one missing envelope—it allegedly went on for about two years. … Continue reading Mail Carrier Arrested For Menards Mischief

Bank Bandit Kitty Finds New Home

Aug 18, 2026

Bank Bandit Kitty Finds New Home

In a Stupid News follow up…the kitten who got dragged into an attempted bank robbery has officially left her life of crime behind. Three-month-old Magnolia, a panda-colored kitten with absolutely no criminal record, despite what the internet may suggest, was snatched from a Pet Supplies Plus in Beltsville, Maryland, on July 13. The guy who … Continue reading Bank Bandit Kitty Finds New Home

Pilot Pops Positive for Pot

Aug 14, 2026

Pilot Pops Positive for Pot

Air India has a new policy that’s basically, “Let’s make sure nobody’s flying high before they fly high.” After a flight from Phuket to Delhi suddenly dropped about 300 feet last week, injuring 17 passengers and crew, the captain tested positive for marijuana. Reports say the captain was standing behind the co-pilot’s seat when the … Continue reading Pilot Pops Positive for Pot

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Feline-Fueled Felony Fails Fast

Jul 16, 2026

Feline-Fueled Felony Fails Fast

Monday morning in Maryland, some dude walks into a pet store, grabs a kitten like he’s late for a meeting, and bolts. Not great. But it gets weirder. He runs straight to the bank next door, strolls up to an employee holding this tiny black-and-white kitten and goes, “Hey, can you hold this?” Then he … Continue reading Feline-Fueled Felony Fails Fast

Bull Bison Sends Grandpa Airborne

Jul 14, 2026

Bull Bison Sends Grandpa Airborne

So there’s a viral Yellowstone video that’s equal parts “whoa” and “nope.” (Check it out in the link below.) A bull bison decided it had absolutely had it… chased down and launched a grandpa into the air like a rag doll. The guy was walking with his grandson, keeping what seemed like a respectful distance, … Continue reading Bull Bison Sends Grandpa Airborne

Myth-Busting Summer Cooling Hacks

Jul 7, 2026

Myth-Busting Summer Cooling Hacks

So the internet really showed up for this “Heat Dome” dilemma we’ve been enduring… with a whole bunch of “life hacks.” Some helpful, some… not so much. Like sleeping under a damp sheet. That can work—unless it’s humid, in which case you’re just marinating. Then there’s the whole “smear yogurt on your windows” idea. The … Continue reading Myth-Busting Summer Cooling Hacks

Google Plans Massive Mosquito Release

Jun 2, 2026

Google Plans Massive Mosquito Release

Google is asking permission to release up to 32 million mosquitoes in California and Florida. Which sounds like the start of a villain origin story… but it’s actually meant to help. The idea is to fight stuff like West Nile, Zika, and dengue by releasing male mosquitoes that have been… basically sabotaged with a natural … Continue reading Google Plans Massive Mosquito Release

Pasta-Packed Packages Part of Lego Larceny

Apr 23, 2026

Pasta-Packed Packages Part of Lego Larceny

Some guy in California just turned pasta into a criminal accessory. Police say Jarrelle Augustine was buying high-end Lego sets—Star Wars, Marvel, the good stuff—then swapping out the pieces for dry pasta. Sealing the box back up, returning it, and pocketing the refund. And here’s the sneaky part: the pasta actually sounds like Legos when … Continue reading Pasta-Packed Packages Part of Lego Larceny

Pilots’ Pet Noises Perturb Flight Control

Apr 21, 2026

Pilots’ Pet Noises Perturb Flight Control

You’d like to believe the people flying your plane are all business. Focused. Professional. Not… auditioning for a petting zoo. But here we are. Recently released air traffic audio caught a couple of pilots—one from Delta, one from American—communicating in what can only be described as “domestic animal.” It starts with a casual “meow.” Which, … Continue reading Pilots’ Pet Noises Perturb Flight Control

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