Kraft Cheese Singles Recall
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 9-21-2023
Kraft Heinz is announcing a voluntary recall of approximately 83,800 cases of individually-wrapped Kraft Singles American processed cheese slices which potentially cause a gagging or choking hazard. Find the cheese that you need to remove from your home HERE!
Homeowner Stabbed-Pulls Out Knife-Stabs Stabber
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 9-20-2023
The name of the homeowner has not been revealed, but we can assume everyone just calls him “Chuck Norris.” Read more about the hardened homeowner HERE! Photo by Markus Spiske on Unsplash
Today is Talk Like A Pirate Day
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 9-19-2023
Ahoy ye scurvy dogs! Today be “Talk Like A Pirate Day!” If ye dern’t be knowin’ how, ye can find help HERE! Now, how many leagues to the tavern? We be needin’ to swill a pint or two of grog!