Man Had Kid Hold Flashlight During Robbery
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 6-4-2026
Police in Pennsylvania say a man decided to break into an office building in the middle of the day… and apparently thought, “You know what this crime needs? A kid.” The dude brought his girlfriend’s 11-year-old daughter along like it was some kind of weird field trip. When cops showed up, they found James Harkless-Dechellis … Continue reading Man Had Kid Hold Flashlight During Robbery

Couple Cuffed After Frying Pan Fight
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 3-2-2026
So apparently in LaPorte, Pennsylvania, love really is a battlefield — and the weapons of choice were frying pans. Police say Paula and Maynard Folmar got into an argument that went full Food Network, except instead of cooking dinner, they started clobbering each other. According to the report, Paula pushed Maynard into a cabinet and … Continue reading Couple Cuffed After Frying Pan Fight

Man Steals Harp, Jumps In River
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 1-30-2026
In Pittsburgh, PA some guy decides to steal a harp. Not like a tiny one you tuck under your arm—no, a full-size, $30,000 harp. The fancy kind that lives in concert halls. He drags it to the riverbank, strips down, and jumps straight into the river. No explanation, no audience—just him, nature, and one very … Continue reading Man Steals Harp, Jumps In River
