Fleeing Fool Hides In Flue
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 5-28-2026
This guy in Washington tried to dodge police… and picked possibly the worst escape route in recent history. Cops get called to a boarded-up house because neighbors see smoke coming out of the chimney. Not a great sign already. They show up, hear someone inside… and instead of answering the door, this guy climbs out … Continue reading Fleeing Fool Hides In Flue
Heartbroken Man Missing For Ten Days Found In Mud Pit
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 3-5-2026
So, imagine this, Valentine’s Day comes and goes, and you end up heartbroken. What do you do? One Florida Man named Andrew disappears. Total heartbreak, bad breakup, the whole sad playlist. Fast forward ten days, and they finally find him … not in a bar, not on a beach… in a mud pit. Up to … Continue reading Heartbroken Man Missing For Ten Days Found In Mud Pit
Man Steals Harp, Jumps In River
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 1-30-2026
In Pittsburgh, PA some guy decides to steal a harp. Not like a tiny one you tuck under your arm—no, a full-size, $30,000 harp. The fancy kind that lives in concert halls. He drags it to the riverbank, strips down, and jumps straight into the river. No explanation, no audience—just him, nature, and one very … Continue reading Man Steals Harp, Jumps In River
