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Jul 7, 2026
Karma Catches Crook Mid-Crime
A guy in Maryland called police to report his car stolen… which is already a bad day. But it gets better. Because while his car was being stolen, he was allegedly across the street… burglarizing a Verizon store. Yeah. Timing is everything. Cops show up, start connecting dots pretty quickly. There’s blood on the broken … Continue reading Karma Catches Crook Mid-Crime
Feb 19, 2026
Paris Museum The Louvre Loses 12 Million Dollars to Crooks
It’s one of the oldest tricks in the books. So I hear. I don’t want to tempt the statute of limitations here. Nine people are charged with a variety of crimes after rescanning tickets for tour groups over the course of a decade. Check out the full story here. Photo by Michael Fousert on Unsplash
Jan 17, 2025
Crook Haggles What He’ll Steal From Victims
Call it selective stealing. More on this connoisseur of crime HERE! Photo by Luis Villasmil on Unsplash
Dec 31, 2024
Illegible Note Foils Bank Robber
In the end, the only thing that got robbed was the crook’s dignity. More on Colorado’s criminal cacographer HERE! Photo Courtesy Loveland Police
Dec 26, 2024
Porch Pirate Poaches Bag of Poo
Not quite the “load” he was expecting. More on this crooks cache of colon confetti HERE! Photo by Ron Lach
Sep 26, 2024
2 Crooks With Same Name Go On Crime Spree
At least it made the job easier for whoever filled out the arrest report. More on both bungling Bernie burglars HERE! Photo courtesy: Warwickshire Police / SWNS
Jul 29, 2024
Crook Posts Selfie Holding Loot
They could save a step and use that picture as his mugshot photo. Proof that crime and chronic narcissism doesn’t pay HERE! Photo by Osheen Turnbull on Unsplash
Jul 24, 2024
Burglars Steal Toilet
These unknown crooks put the JOHN in John Doe. Plunge into the dark world of toilet theft HERE. Photo by Alex Simpson on Unsplash
Apr 2, 2024
Crook Detained With Weedwhacker
Stealing landscaping equipment? That’s whack! More on the capture of the landscape looter HERE! Photo by Esteban Benites on Unsplash
Mar 4, 2024
Man Arrested for Stealing Hot Chocolate
After a long hard day of robbing houses, every thief deserves a nice hot cup of cocoa! More on the cocoa crook HERE! Photo by Nature Zen on Unsplash
Feb 21, 2024
Crooks Rob Store Dressed in Cookie Monster Pajamas
“C” is for Crookie, that’s good enough for me. Police need your help finding these Grouches. Read about it HERE! Photo by Jelleke Vanooteghem on Unsplash
Feb 5, 2024
Cold Hearted Crook Steals Ice Cream Truck
Prison life’s gonna be a rocky road for this dude. Find out how cops cracked this “cold case” HERE! Photo by Kazden Cattapan on Unsplash