Stupid News
Sep 9, 2026
Guinness Gone After Pints Pilfered
Two Trucks of Guinness Stolen in England
Sep 8, 2026
Pabst Blue Ribbon Pursues Purloined Pints
Missing PBR Shipment Leaves a Cold Trail
Sep 7, 2026
Two airport “jokes” lead to two arrests
Two travelers arrested: learn bomb jokes don't fly
Sep 4, 2026
Convicted Murderer Blows His Second Chance by Brandishing a Gun and Threatening to 'Split Everyone's Taco' at a St. Charles, MO job site.
Convicted Murderer Threatens to 'Split Everyone's Taco' If They Fire Him.
Sep 3, 2026
Thirsty Chicagoans Haze Themselves
A Chicago bar served up nearly 2000 shots of the foul tasting, yet somehow iconic local liqueur Jeppson's Malört to set a Guinness World Record and raise money for charity.
Sep 2, 2026
Is It Bigfoot, Or Grandpa Skinny Dipping?
Blurry figure brings Bigfoot questions
Sep 1, 2026
Woman Wakes With Bat Crawling Into Her Mouth
Mouse dream is a bat nightmare
Aug 31, 2026
Tulsa Police Try To Flush Out Serial Pooper
Tulsa Police Working To End Messy Mystery
Aug 28, 2026
Man Arrested For Illegally Parked Guillotine
Police found an unusual surprise in a truck near the Capitol. Let’s just say this truck was not hauling patio furniture
Aug 27, 2026
The Great $30 Walmart Caper
Police in Albany, Georgia, launched a manhunt for guy who picked up $30 from a Walmart floor and did not turn it in.
Aug 25, 2026
Florida Police Seek Smooth Criminal
Florida police are looking for a gas-station robber who may have taken “Smooth Criminal” a little too literally. The guy allegedly walked into a convenience store wearing one white glove, a tan sun hat, a medical mask, a light green shirt, and black pants. So: part Michael Jackson, part retired golfer, part guy who absolutely … Continue reading Florida Police Seek Smooth Criminal
Aug 24, 2026
Vader Voices Support For Flock Cameras
Darth Vader has apparently added “city council activist” to his résumé. A guy in full Vader gear showed up at a San Diego City Council meeting to support controversial Flock license-plate cameras — if you can call it support when the argument is basically, “The Emperor needs this to track rebel scum.” Between the signature … Continue reading Vader Voices Support For Flock Cameras