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Aug 14, 2026
Pilot Pops Positive for Pot
Air India has a new policy that’s basically, “Let’s make sure nobody’s flying high before they fly high.” After a flight from Phuket to Delhi suddenly dropped about 300 feet last week, injuring 17 passengers and crew, the captain tested positive for marijuana. Reports say the captain was standing behind the co-pilot’s seat when the … Continue reading Pilot Pops Positive for Pot
Apr 21, 2026
Pilots’ Pet Noises Perturb Flight Control
You’d like to believe the people flying your plane are all business. Focused. Professional. Not… auditioning for a petting zoo. But here we are. Recently released air traffic audio caught a couple of pilots—one from Delta, one from American—communicating in what can only be described as “domestic animal.” It starts with a casual “meow.” Which, … Continue reading Pilots’ Pet Noises Perturb Flight Control
Apr 1, 2026
Drunken Airport Debacle
In Daytona Beach Airport in Florida, Bryan Parker apparently decided TSA lines were for amateurs. He plowed his blue Mustang straight through the airport gate and right onto the runway. And because this is Florida, he then tried to hop on a few planes—one even had passengers inside. Thankfully, it was locked. Cops finally nabbed … Continue reading Drunken Airport Debacle
Mar 17, 2026
Man Caught Smuggling Ants Onto Plane
A Chinese guy was stopped at the airport in Nairobi, Kenya with more than two thousand live queen ants in his luggage. (Surprisingly, not in his pants.) Authorities counted about 1,948 ants crammed into little test tubes, and another 300 wrapped up in tissue paper rolls. Because apparently that’s how you pack your insect empire … Continue reading Man Caught Smuggling Ants Onto Plane
Nov 14, 2025
Unqualified Pilot Flies Passenger Jets
His pilot’s credentials were as genuine as airplane food is delicious. Learn what happens when fake-it-til-you-make-it goes too far HERE!
Oct 23, 2025
Woman On Walk in the Park Hit By Airplane
She’s as OK as you can be after literally being run into by an airplane. More about this freak collision HERE!
Mar 12, 2025
Air India Urges Passengers to Stop Flushing Clothing
Air India is asking travelers to only use airplane lavatories for their intended purpose after a flight to Delhi was forced to return to Chicago due to eight of its 12 toilets becoming clogged with items including clothing and plastic bags. Read more here! Photo by Giorgio Trovato on Unsplash
Mar 4, 2025
Man Caught With Cocaine In Hair
His cocaine coiffure caused customs chaos. The story and unbelievable video HERE! Photo by Lordhair
Nov 22, 2024
Plane Overrun By Hamsters
They were hoping to fly “fur-st” calss. More on the rodent rampage HERE! Photo by Zhaoli JIN on Unsplash
Jul 18, 2024
Giant Snails Snagged at Airport
Airplane food has gone high end in Detroit. More on the slimeball smuggling slimeballs HERE! Photo by Mats Hagwall on Unsplash
May 30, 2024
Streaker On An Airliner
DON’T LOOK ETHEL!!! More on this Mile High crime streak HERE! Photo by Taylor Deas-Melesh on Unsplash
May 29, 2024
Skydiving Plane Crashes, All Passengers Land Safely
Bet everyone was screaming “OH CHUTE!” Find the irony in every sentence of the story HERE!. Photo by Kamil Pietrzak on Unsplash