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Aug 25, 2026

Florida Police Seek Smooth Criminal

Florida police are looking for a gas-station robber who may have taken “Smooth Criminal” a little too literally. The guy allegedly walked into a convenience store wearing one white glove, a tan sun hat, a medical mask, a light green shirt, and black pants. So: part Michael Jackson, part retired golfer, part guy who absolutely … Continue reading Florida Police Seek Smooth Criminal

Jun 12, 2026

Teen Torches Walmart Lingerie Aisle

So… this is a new one. … if you had “mysterious lingerie fire” on your bingo card this week, congratulations. Police in Washington are looking for a guy who apparently walked into a Walmart, made a beeline for the lingerie section… and lit a rack of bras on fire. Not subtle, either. Security video shows … Continue reading Teen Torches Walmart Lingerie Aisle

Dec 19, 2025

Naked Man Steals Cop Car

No shirt. No shoes. BIG problem! More about the suspect with NOTHING to hide HERE!

Aug 8, 2025

We Do Not Talk About Day Care Fight Club

But when we do, we have to wonder if it will some day be a reality television staple. Read the stupid story here. Photo by bady abbas on Unsplash

Apr 14, 2025

Woman Calls AAA During Standoff To Fix Flat Tire Police Just Spiked

Too bad. This would have been a great testimonial. How she ended up flat busted HERE! Photo by engin akyurt on Unsplash

Apr 10, 2025

Teen Punks Attack Easter Bunny

Apparently, the Easter Bunny’s not safe from teen drama—especially in Florida. Learn more about the Easter Bunny “Malling” HERE! Photo by Daniil Onischenko on Unsplash Easter Bunny Victim Courtesy: Coastland Center Instagram

Apr 4, 2025

Baby Eats Grandpa’s Ashes

Grandpa always loved being close to family. Learn how a family heirloom turns into an unexpected snack HERE! Photo by cottonbro studio

Mar 27, 2025

Mom Kills Wi-Fi, Teens Try To Kill Her

Mom turned off the Wi-Fi. Her kids turned up the crazy! More about how a simple parenting move spirals into teenage madness HERE! Photo by Anna Shvets

Feb 13, 2025

Dentist Busted With Laughing Gas

This dentist’s brush with the law was not his crowning moment. More on why he’s now a laughing stock HERE! Photo by Timothy Dykes on Unsplash

Jan 30, 2025

Principal Throws Kegger For Students

Proof that some educators really take ‘student engagement’ too seriously. More about this principal’s wild off-curriculum weekend shenanigans HERE! Photo by Jacob Bentzinger on Unsplash

Dec 12, 2024

Man Robs Store Twice in 15 Minutes

Usually when someone returns to the scene of the crime they wait awhile. More on this nefarious overachiever HERE! Photo by RDNE Stock project

Dec 5, 2024

Shoplift With A Cop

He confused “Shop with a Cop” for “Shop and Get Caught!” More on this foolhardy felon HERE! Photo by Kindel Media