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Oct 31, 2023
Florida Police Chase Banana Man
He’s in a bunch of trouble but will get off on appeal. We Dole out the details HERE! Photo by Fran on Unsplash
Oct 19, 2023
Kidnapers Grab Wrong Guy
If only there was some way to confirm a person’s identity, such as some sort of state-issued license of some kind that included a name and a photo. The triple decker helping of Florida flavored fail HERE! Photo by Creaslim on Unsplash
Oct 11, 2023
Florida Sausage Fight
Sausage fights are the wurst, because in the end, there were no wieners. Every fat, slippery, and spicy detail HERE! Photo by Yasin Arıbuğa on Unsplash
Oct 10, 2023
Man Applies for Job, Steals Car
Being an assertive decision maker is something employers are looking for, unless those assertive decisions are felonies. More about the boneheaded bandit HERE! Photo by Tim Mossholder on Unsplash
Oct 3, 2023
Woman Celebrates 100 Years at Hooters
Not really stupid, but it was a Hoot! A recap of the centenarian celebration HERE! Photo by Shubham Dhage on Unsplash
Sep 18, 2023
Man Arrested For Torching Car Belonging to His Girlfriend/Cousin
That’s some next level Florida’ing! Read more about the insecure, incestuous arsonist HERE! Photo by Afif Ramdhasuma on Unsplash
Sep 13, 2023
Florida Man Busted For Golf Cart DUI On Highway
Catch me ridin’ birdie! More on the exploits of the “Duke of Hazards” HERE! Photo by patricio davalos on Unsplash
Sep 7, 2023
Florida Man Busted For Assault With A Snickers Bar
He should have eaten the candy bar first, because you are not yourself when you’re hangry. The dangerously delectable details HERE! Photo by Shyam Mishra on Unsplash
Sep 6, 2023
Florida Deputy Leads Other Police On Car Chase
Kind of the opposite of “quiet quitting.” Read about his high speed hijinks HERE! Photo by Satyajit Bhowmik on Unsplash
Aug 28, 2023
Five Women Arrested for Clogging A Toilet
Two years ago, the price of that toilet paper would have seen them charged with grand larceny. Read about the weirdest “Girls Night Out” ever HERE! Photo by Curology on Unsplash
Aug 15, 2023
Tampa Mayor Goes Fishing, Catches Bale of Cocaine
And you thought pythons were the most invasive species in Florida. The big fish story HERE!🐟❄️🎣 Photo by Mathieu Le Roux on Unsplash
Aug 11, 2023
Burglar Robs Church, Baptizes Self
Apparently he missed the whole “Thou shalt not steal” part? Find all the immersive info HERE! Photo by Karl Fredrickson on Unsplash