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Dec 29, 2023

Can a Guy Not Feed His Cats Wearing Only His Underwear in Peace?

What’s this world coming to? Read the story here. Photo by Maria Lupan on Unsplash

Nov 21, 2023

Lamppost Injures 3 At Disneyland

Someone just got a FastPass to “Settlementland.” More about how they were knocked Goofy HERE! Photo by steven lozano on Unsplash

Nov 15, 2023

Santa Train Driver High On Meth

That’s not mine! It belongs to Rudolph! More on how this “Sketchy Santa” landed on the naughty list HERE! Photo by David Clode on Unsplash

Nov 2, 2023

Mean Girls are Back

The “It” girls are back…pitching “Big Box” Black Friday deals. Get a sneak peek of the North Shore High reunion HERE! Photo by Obie Fernandez on Unsplash

Oct 25, 2023

POLICE SHOOT MAN EXITING PORTA-POTTY

“This is the police – come out with your pants up!” Learn more about the tawdry toilet transgression HERE! Photo by Erik Zünder on Unsplash

Oct 16, 2023

57th Annual Maple Leaf Festival

The 57th annual Maple Leaf Festival is happening all this week. This year’s theme is “There’s No Place Like Home.” Maple Leaf Festival is a celebration of the beautiful fall foliage, highlighted by the colorful Maple Leaf trees in Carthage. There will be a rodeo, chili cook off, chicken pageant, Taco Tuesday, Carnival, FREE concerts on the square, … Continue reading 57th Annual Maple Leaf Festival

Oct 10, 2023

Man Applies for Job, Steals Car

Being an assertive decision maker is something employers are looking for, unless those assertive decisions are felonies. More about the boneheaded bandit HERE! Photo by Tim Mossholder on Unsplash

Sep 27, 2023

You Can Stay in Shrek’s Swamp

You will need to travel to the Scottish Highlands, but there will be waffles! Here’s where you can find more about your fairy tale vacation. Photo by Pavel Gromadchuk on Unsplash

Sep 26, 2023

Greek Sheep Gobble Up Ganja

Maybe they’ll produce a new “High” quality “Merino-ana” wool? More on the stewed lambs HERE! Photo by Andrea Lightfoot on Unsplash and by Matthew Brodeur on Unsplash

Sep 13, 2023

Florida Man Busted For Golf Cart DUI On Highway

Catch me ridin’ birdie! More on the exploits of the “Duke of Hazards” HERE! Photo by patricio davalos on Unsplash

Sep 12, 2023

Highway 400 at Cherokee Closes for Rail Crossing Repairs

Commuters using Highway 400 through Cherokee, KS will need to find an alternate route Wednesday and Thursday this week (9/13 – 9/14), due to a closure to repair a railroad crossing. The crossing will be closed to traffic between the hours of 6 a.m. Wednesday and 6 p.m. Thursday. Eastbound U.S. 400 traffic will detour … Continue reading Highway 400 at Cherokee Closes for Rail Crossing Repairs

Sep 6, 2023

Florida Deputy Leads Other Police On Car Chase

Kind of the opposite of “quiet quitting.” Read about his high speed hijinks HERE! Photo by Satyajit Bhowmik on Unsplash