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Feb 26, 2025

Meth Found In Landscape Pavers

Forget garden gnomes, these patio pavers are hiding something way crazier. More on “Breaking Bad – backyard edition” HERE! Photo by Shane McKnight on Unsplash

Feb 21, 2025

Woman Fills Ex’s Gas Tank With “Pre-Sucked Skittles”

The car may be damaged, but not nearly as much as this Skittle sucking saboteur. More on this jilted lover’s creative carbonated cola and confectionery vengeance HERE! Photo by Jonathan J. Castellon on Unsplash

Feb 19, 2025

Woman’s Date Cancels, She Attacks Him With Hoe

When date night turns into a hoe-down! Read about how she dug deep to express her disappointment with the situation HERE! Mugshot courtesy Polk County Sheriff’s Office Photo by Tim Foster on Unsplash

Feb 17, 2025

Whale Swallows Kayaker, Temporarily

He’s lucky the whale was into catch-and-release. The whole story and the amazing video of this modern day Jonah HERE! Photo by Mike Doherty on Unsplash

Feb 13, 2025

Dentist Busted With Laughing Gas

This dentist’s brush with the law was not his crowning moment. More on why he’s now a laughing stock HERE! Photo by Timothy Dykes on Unsplash

Feb 12, 2025

Monkey Knocks Out Power For Entire Country

Monkey business in Sri Lanka! Learn how one monkey took down the country’s entire power grid HERE! Photo by Jamie Haughton on Unsplash

Feb 11, 2025

Thieves Poach Over 500 Eggs

Police scramble to crack the case. More on this eggs-travagant heist HERE! Photo by Shubham Dhage on Unsplash

Feb 10, 2025

Busy Beavers Beat Bureaucracy

No blueprints, no budget, no problem! Beavers just showed us how to get things done—no meetings required. The full story HERE! Photo by Francesco Ungaro on Unsplash

Feb 5, 2025

Escaped Inmates Busted At Buc-ee’s

Snack run: Successful. Escape plan: Fail. Jail time: Guaranteed. More on how a daring escape attempt was foiled by beaver nuggets HERE! Photo by Gabriel Tovar on Unsplash

Feb 4, 2025

Stripper Attacks 7-11 Clerk with Banana

From pole dances to banana battery – a career pivot nobody saw coming. Find out where the “Banana Bandita” will perform next HERE! Photo by Mike Dorner on Unsplash

Feb 3, 2025

Man Jailed For Bologna Battery

A case of bologn-ious assault. Find the real meat of the story HERE! Photo by Giorgi Iremadze on Unsplash

Jan 30, 2025

Principal Throws Kegger For Students

Proof that some educators really take ‘student engagement’ too seriously. More about this principal’s wild off-curriculum weekend shenanigans HERE! Photo by Jacob Bentzinger on Unsplash