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Mar 12, 2024

Man Attacked With Coconut

WOW! Do they allow open coconut carry in Florida? More on the coconut clobbering clod HERE! Photo by Jonas Dücker on Unsplash

Mar 7, 2024

Flirting Florida Flier Busted for Bomb Threat

As pick-up lines go, it bombed. More on the “Florida Man” facepalm felony HERE! Photo by dylan nolte on Unsplash

Jan 4, 2024

Robber Busted Waiting for Uber Getaway Car

If you’re this stupid, just call the cops yourself, they’ll be more than happy to give you a free ride! Read more about the bonehead burglar’s offbeat escape plan HERE! Photo by Viktor Avdeev on Unsplash

Jan 2, 2024

Boyfriend Beaten With Xmas Tree

And you thought getting hit by a switch was bad as a kid. More regarding the Christmas Eve clocking HERE! Photo by Simon Berger on Unsplash

Dec 12, 2023

Burglar Armed with Pizza Slicer

“Don’t scream or I’ll cut you into eight beautifully uniform pieces!” More on the Great Value cauliflower crust pizza of burglars HERE! Photo by Parker Hilton on Unsplash

Nov 30, 2023

Woman Eats Counterfeit Money

She should’ve just maxed out a credit card that she has no intention of paying back like the rest of us. More about how she will have to cough up some jail time HERE! Photo by Blogging Guide on Unsplash

Nov 23, 2023

Humane Society Accidentally Sends Rabbits & Guinea Pigs To Reptile Farm

Time to review those background checks. Find out how the cuddly creatures became snake snacks HERE! Photo by Alexander Krivitskiy on Unsplash

Nov 14, 2023

Delta Asks You to Please Refrain from Singing on the Plane

Sing, sing a song Sing out loud Sing out strong – just not on the airplane Read the story here! Photo by Kevin Woblick on Unsplash

Nov 2, 2023

Drink Order Sparks Bomb Threat

Further proof that trying to be healthy leads to trouble. Read all about his Babbel bungle HERE! Photo by David von Diemar on Unsplash

Oct 31, 2023

Florida Police Chase Banana Man

He’s in a bunch of trouble but will get off on appeal. We Dole out the details HERE! Photo by Fran on Unsplash

Oct 16, 2023

Suspected Bomb Just Adult Diaper

Was this an in-flight emergency, the work of terrorists, or a case of mistaken identity? Depends All the absorbing details HERE! Photo by Mason Kimbarovsky on Unsplash

Oct 11, 2023

Florida Sausage Fight

Sausage fights are the wurst, because in the end, there were no wieners. Every fat, slippery, and spicy detail HERE! Photo by Yasin Arıbuğa on Unsplash