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Aug 1, 2023
Posh Geezers Punch It Out Over Oysters and Wine in the Hamptons
RICH GUY FIGHT! We ask for Musk-Zuckerberg. Instead we get a moneyed elderly melee. 👴🤜🤕 Details of the dustup HERE. Photo by Jessie McCall on Unsplash
Jul 31, 2023
Pennsylvania Police Perusing Banana Tossing Bad Guy
They threw the bananas, and split. 🍌💨🤾 Read all the fruity facts HERE! Photo credit: Photo by matthew Feeney on Unsplash
Jul 28, 2023
Woman convicted for nagging her husband
Felony nagging, murmur in the first degree. 🤬😒 Read the shrewish, unrelenting story HERE. Photo Credit: Photo by Julien L on Unsplash
Jul 27, 2023
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce…METH?!?
An Alabama fast food felon serves up an unhappy meal. The supersized stupid story HERE! Photo credit: Photo by amirali mirhashemian on Unsplash
Jul 26, 2023
Half-wit Huffer Blows Out Car Windows
And that’s how you play “Oppenheimer: The Home Game.”💥🚗🤕 The explosive details HERE. Photo credit: Alexander Krivitskiy
Jul 25, 2023
US Customs Finds Cocaine in Cheese Wheels
Cocaine in cheese just isn’t fair. I mean, isn’t cheese addicting enough on its own?! 🧀🥴 Read the full story here. Photo by Alexander Maasch on Unsplash
Jun 29, 2023
Samurai swords vs. pitchforks in Seatle
Do we need to check Seattle for a time portal, or is someone creating a Dollar Store version of “Highlander”? Read every wild detail here.
Jun 29, 2023
A felonious waste of perfectly good Skittles.
A Minnesota malefactor arrested for assault with Skittles. Somebody remind this fool it’s “taste the rainbow,” not “TOSS the rainbow!” Read the candy-coated story here.
Jun 27, 2023
A Woman On The Run Hides Out on Disney Ride
A woman on the lamb hides from the law at Disneyland. Read the story here. Did they wait in the gift shop for her mugshot to be developed from the Thunder Mountain ride camera?
Jun 26, 2023
Florida Man BUSTED for being “on brand”, drunk in public, drinking “Florida Man” beer.
Will he get an endorsement deal? Read how it went down here.
Jun 26, 2023
Woman pretends to be student, goes back to High School
Kinda like “Grease”, but not as cool. Why did this woman want to go back to high school? Read this to find out.
Jun 1, 2023
Transmitter Maintenance Notification
Classic Hits 93.9 is currently experiencing some technical issues with our transmitter, and will be running at reduced power until the issues are corrected. This means some of you may be experiencing issues hearing your favorite music. Now would be a great time to try listening online, through our website at: www.939classichits.comYou may also stream … Continue reading Transmitter Maintenance Notification