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Aug 14, 2023

Can Using Self-Checkout Get You Arrested?

How do you avoid going from the checkout line to a police lineup? Find everything you need to know HERE! Photo by Eduardo Soares on Unsplash

Aug 11, 2023

Burglar Robs Church, Baptizes Self

Apparently he missed the whole “Thou shalt not steal” part? Find all the immersive info HERE! Photo by Karl Fredrickson on Unsplash

Aug 3, 2023

Florida Man Arrested for Stealing Truck Less Than 2 Hours After Being Released from Jail

The good news is he already knows how to make license plates for his next vehicle. Read the about persistent perp HERE! Photo by Bastian Pudill on Unsplash

Jun 29, 2023

A felonious waste of perfectly good Skittles.

A Minnesota malefactor arrested for assault with Skittles. Somebody remind this fool it’s “taste the rainbow,” not “TOSS the rainbow!” Read the candy-coated story here.

May 29, 2019

Tuesday’s “Stupid News” lead story…

His life has taken a dip, and now it’s the pits. California man arrested for stealing 730 avocados worth $620 from ranch: police https://www.foxnews.com/us/california-man-avocado-theft?fbclid=IwAR21zdOxC7eEZWpV4v0-q0Y0mgtRYmxaafiPOJmtwfRiuLLIRLMD1MUhrFI