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Mar 24, 2026

Not So Grand Theft

Apparently, practice does not make perfect — at least not when it comes to robbing banks. In the Dollar Tree version of “Oceans Eleven,” Gustavo DeJesus Torres, tried to rob six Chase branches in five days… and ended up with a grand total of six hundred and five bucks. That’s right — six robberies, five … Continue reading Not So Grand Theft

Mar 19, 2026

Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart

A “pickled pensioner” in North Port, Florida, decided his golf cart was the perfect getaway car after “partying at the club” since noon. It was nine at night. His wife fell out of the cart on the way home, hit her head, and he called 911 … which was the smartest thing he did all … Continue reading Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart

Mar 18, 2026

Joplin Recycling Coordinator Scott Patterson Visits Classic Hits 93.9

You know what costs less than a fancy latte? Curbside recycling in Joplin — just $4.87 a month, and they even give you the cart. Seriously, you just call Republic Services, roll your bin to the curb when it’s full, and boom — you’re saving the planet before breakfast. Joplin’s recycling guru, Scott Patterson, says … Continue reading Joplin Recycling Coordinator Scott Patterson Visits Classic Hits 93.9

Mar 18, 2026

Man Tries To Steal Septic Tank… TWICE

This dude in Florida really, really wanted a septic tank. First, he shows up to a construction site and tries hauling it off with—wait for it—a Toyota Corolla. Yeah, that went exactly how you think it did. Someone in a Jeep chased him off, so he leaves empty-handed. But persistence is a thing, apparently. The … Continue reading Man Tries To Steal Septic Tank… TWICE

Mar 16, 2026

Ohio Overrun By Bigfoot?

Something’s up in northeast Ohio—either Bigfoot’s been busy or folks there need new glasses. Over just five days, eight sightings popped up around Portage and Trumbull counties—a “flap,” as Bigfoot buffs call it, and the biggest one since the wild ’78 Minerva wave. The first sighting on March 6 was broad daylight. A guy swears … Continue reading Ohio Overrun By Bigfoot?

Mar 13, 2026

Friday The 13th NOT As Dangerous As You Think

So, it’s Friday the 13th — cue the spooky music. If you find yourself scanning for black cats or skipping sidewalk cracks, you might have triskaidekaphobia… yep, fear of the number 13. Millions do. In fact, some folks even stay home today. Ironically, research says we’re actually safer on Friday the 13th, probably because everyone’s … Continue reading Friday The 13th NOT As Dangerous As You Think

Mar 13, 2026

Snake Yoga

So puppy yoga, kitten yoga and goat yoga have all had their moment — but leave it to Portland, Oregon to keep it weird and say, “You know what this needs? Snakes.” A reptile shop that already offers turtle shell waxing and tortoise spa days, is now hosting snake yoga. Owner Dru Morales came up … Continue reading Snake Yoga

Mar 12, 2026

If You Have Clutter, You Should Ditch These Items First

Ever notice how no matter how much you clean, your house still looks like a “before” photo? Yeah, same. Turns out, it’s not your organizing skills—it’s your duplicates. Professional organizers say we hang onto way too many backups of the same junk. Here are the usual suspects: Water Bottles: You only have one mouth, not … Continue reading If You Have Clutter, You Should Ditch These Items First

Mar 11, 2026

Woman Breaks Into Home, Eats Fruity Pebbles, Pets Dog

Hitting close to home, last Tuesday, a woman in Springfield, Missouri walked into a random house, poured herself some Fruity Pebbles, and started petting the family dog. Totally normal Tuesday, right? The homeowner’s kid smelled something burning and went downstairs to find a stranger in the kitchen — pantsless, by the way — surrounded by … Continue reading Woman Breaks Into Home, Eats Fruity Pebbles, Pets Dog

Mar 10, 2026

Coffee Shop Habits To Stop

With the #1 Coffee Shop in the world now residing in Northwest Arkansas, something you need to know before you go is “Coffee Shop Etiquette.” Ever notice how coffee shops bring out people’s… worst habits? Etiquette experts say a little caffeine isn’t the only thing we should be ordering—maybe a side of manners, too. First … Continue reading Coffee Shop Habits To Stop

Mar 9, 2026

Sniff This For An Energy Boost

So apparently, you don’t always need a latte to wake up your brain… you might just need to sniff your snacks. Experts say certain smells can flip on the brain’s “wake up and pay attention” switch by talking to the parts of your brain that handle mood, memory, and focus. Think of it as aromatherapy … Continue reading Sniff This For An Energy Boost

Mar 6, 2026

Severe Weather Possible Friday, 3/6

Severe storms could start between 3-6pm on Friday. This will be the first two rounds of severe weather with supercells as the first round and a second round from a line of storms expected around 8-11pm. All modes of severe weather possible, including damaging winds up to 70mph, large hail (2-3”) and tornadoes. We also can’t … Continue reading Severe Weather Possible Friday, 3/6