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Jul 23, 2025

Man Taunts Cops, Speeds Away, Crashes

He outran the cop, forgot to dodge the karma. How a getaway with attitude ends in a collision with reality HERE.

Jul 21, 2025

Intern Fired For Biting Everyone

Her resume said “hungry for success.” Apparently, she meant it. More on this upcoming bite-sized lawsuit HERE!

Jul 18, 2025

Tarantulas Found In Cake Mix Boxes

It’s not the calories you gotta worry about. More on this “Betty Shocker” HERE!

Jul 17, 2025

Man Robs Donut Shop In Bikini

This may be the only time police wanted to avoid a donut shop. Find out what happens when LA flair meets felonious intent HERE! Picture credit: Winchell’s donut shop security camera

Jul 16, 2025

Surfer Headbutted By Flying Shark

Somewhere, the shark is telling his friends, “You should’ve seen the one that hit me.” No teeth, no drama—just the killer story for happy hour HERE!

Jul 15, 2025

ANOTHER Not A Bag Full Of Drugs Bust

These guys hid drugs like a toddler hides cookies—messy and obvious. More on the FOURTH instance of this happening in the past year HERE! BONUS: You can buy your own Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” bag HERE! Photo credit: Pleasant Prairie Police Department Facebook

Jul 14, 2025

Man Forgets Wife At Gas Station

Fuel’s full, marriage tank? Running on fumes. More on how this couple’s road trip holiday hit a speed bump HERE!

Jul 11, 2025

Shot In Head, Man Escapes Grave, Goes On Snack Run

You can’t keep a good man, or his appetite, down. More on the slushie and snack run of the undead HERE!

Jul 10, 2025

Tweaked Out Trolly Thief Takes Florida Tourists for Birthday Joyride

Who needs a birthday card when you can get a court date instead? More about the birthday bash that’ll be the talk of Key West for a while HERE. Photos: Monroe County Sheriff’s Office/Conch Tour Train via Facebook

Jul 2, 2025

Woman Leads Police on an Early Morning Slow Speed Chase

It took five hours for police to stop her after reaching speeds of 8 MPH! Read the story here. Photo by benjamin lehman on Unsplash

Jun 30, 2025

You Just Won a Big Lottery Jackpot – Just Kidding

Did we say you won $100,000? We meant $10. Sorry about that. Read the whole story here. Photo by Waldemar on Unsplash

Jun 28, 2025

Man Charged After Attempting Dog Rescue Santa Claus Style

This certainly wasn’t the best way to solve the problem, but it was pretty stupid. Read the full story here. Photo by Hayden Patmore on Unsplash