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Jun 19, 2024

Woman Flees Cops Because She “Can’t Afford to Go to Jail”

So, that didn’t QUITE work out for her! Details on this dimwit, destitute driver HERE! Photo by Derick Anies on Unsplash

Jun 12, 2024

She was Left Holding the Bag. The Very Heavy Bag.

A woman was apprehended at the Chicago Midway International Airport with nearly 62 pounds of cocaine. It would have been half that, but her partner in crime ditched her. Read the story HERE. Photo by Daniel von Appen on Unsplash

Jun 7, 2024

Half-Naked Man Drives Into Jail

He might have no brain cells, but he’ll be spending plenty of time in jail cells. He was half-naked, but we have the whole story and video HERE! Photo by Melanie Wasser on Unsplash

Jun 3, 2024

Woman Tries “Sweeping The Leg” during Arrest, Fails

She needs to watch a more current movie. The full story of the failed felony fight HERE! Photo by David Suarez on Unsplash

Apr 30, 2024

Patient Left on Pins and Needles

This acupuncturist isn’t so sharp More about the patient that was stuck with more than the bill HERE! Photo by Katherine Hanlon on Unsplash

Apr 22, 2024

Bro Asks To Crack Open Beer During Arrest

Is this part of Florida’s “Stagger Your Ground” law? More on the drinking delinquent HERE! Photo by Christian Buehner on Unsplash

Apr 16, 2024

Attempted Bank Heist with Translator App

Attempted bank robbery translates to 3-5 years minimum. More on this “unspeakable” crime HERE! Photo by Luis Villasmil on Unsplash

Apr 3, 2024

Fentanyl Hidden In Easter Eggs

Easter Bunny’s hopped up on somethin’ or other. How one bad peep ended up in the eggs-press lane to prison HERE! Photo by Denisse Leon on Unsplash

Mar 27, 2024

Woman Holds Dryer Repairman at Gunpoint

The good news is she’ll have working dryers in the prison laundry. The whole story HERE! Photo by Sana Saidi on Unsplash

Mar 15, 2024

Man Threatens Roommate with Machete Over Text Messages

Not the sharpest tool in the shed. The story of how he cut right to the point HERE! Photo by Fray Bekele on Unsplash

Mar 13, 2024

Gas Pump Glitch Gets Woman Over $25K in “Free” Fuel

This is America. Loopholes only work if you’re a millionaire. More on the gas guzzling gangster HERE! Photo by Dawn McDonald on Unsplash

Mar 12, 2024

Man Attacked With Coconut

WOW! Do they allow open coconut carry in Florida? More on the coconut clobbering clod HERE! Photo by Jonas Dücker on Unsplash