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Aug 28, 2025

Arrested For Imitation Intoxication

The only thing wasted was everyone’s time. How a harmless act led to an unexpected arrest HERE!

Aug 27, 2025

Smokey Bear Kidnapped

He spent years warning us all about fire. He should’ve warned about thieves too. More about this bear-y bold robbery HERE!

Aug 22, 2025

Man Embezzles $150K For Pokémon

If you ever thought adulting was tough, imagine explaining THIS to your lawyer. More about how he tried to catch ’em all HERE!

Aug 21, 2025

Man In Jester Outfit Threatens Neighbor With Dagger

What happens when medieval mischief meets modern-day mayhem? More on this comical costume caper with a sharp twist HERE!

Aug 20, 2025

PETA Takes Aim At Mario Kart

And no, it’s not about weaponizing turtles. (Well, not yet, at least.) More on this wild ride HERE!

Aug 19, 2025

Teacher Arrested For DUI On Second Day of School

His school ID photo’s a mugshot. How he went from teaching lessons to learning one HERE!

Aug 18, 2025

Passenger Accidentally Ejected From Jet On Runway

The safety briefing didn’t mention THIS! How a fighter jet lesson ended with a solo flight nobody expected HERE!

Aug 15, 2025

Woman Arrested for Shooting Her Cell Phone

She was tired of dropped calls… so she dropped the phone. Permanently. How a tech issue turns into a crime scene in just seconds HERE!

Aug 14, 2025

Woman Stuck Inside Arcade Game

It hasn’t been a good month for Chuck E. Cheese. How one woman’s search for fun led to an unexpected rescue operation HERE!

Aug 13, 2025

Man Driving Lawn Mower On Toll Road Busted For DUI

Slow ride, quick arrest. More on why grass clippings and police handcuffs don’t mix HERE!

Aug 12, 2025

Colorado Sewer Bears

Storm drains: not just for rain anymore. More about the hairy clog even Drano can’t fix HERE.

Aug 11, 2025

Reverend Riggs Raffle… ‘Rrested

Turns out, temptation strikes anywhere—even at the pulpit. The inside story of the reverend’s infamous raffle rig HERE!