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Dec 11, 2025

Man Robs Store with Antique Gun

The weapon was historic, but the choices were timelessly bad. More on the Tulsa Antiques Roadshow: Crime Edition HERE! Photos via Tulsa PD

Dec 10, 2025

Arrested For Assault With Chicken

You would think with the price of groceries we’d see a drop in the food attacks. How this Florida woman went from cook to criminal HERE! Photo: North Broward Bureau jail/Broward County Sheriff’s Office

Dec 9, 2025

Dude Accidentally Deposits Meth at Bank

Yet another reason to use mobile banking. How his trip to the bank ended with more than just overdraft fees HERE! Photo: Monroe County Sheriff’s Office

Dec 8, 2025

Woman In Coffin Set for Cremation Begins Knocking

Nothing livens up a funeral like someone not being dead. Find out how government bureaucracy saved her life HERE!

Dec 4, 2025

Racoon Trashes Liquor Store, Passes Out

Found spread-eagle next to the toilet like last night’s regret. How he secured his place as Virginia’s most famous party animal HERE.

Dec 1, 2025

Felony Joyride Burger Run

Putting the fast in “Fast Food.” A meal deal that now includes fines, a lawyer, and a new job search HERE!

Nov 27, 2025

Vice President Mocks Product and Customers and Admits He Comes to Work High

A secretly taped rant has lead to two people losing their jobs – both the recorder and the recorded. I don’t think one of them wanted to be there anymore anyway. Read the full story here. Photo by Girl with red hat on Unsplash

Nov 26, 2025

Driver Mistakes Kansas Highway for the Autobahn

It’s not that we don’t understand the urge to get out of Wichita with haste, but c’mon. Read the full story here. Photo by Pete F on Unsplash

Nov 25, 2025

Intoxicated School Bus Driver Blames the NyQuil

It’s his nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, fever, stuffy nose, show up to work legally drunk remedy! Read the full story here. Photo by Joshua Hoehne on Unsplash

Nov 21, 2025

Judge Fired For Wearing Elvis Wig

A judge trades legal briefs for blue suede shoes, and gets all shook up. How a Missouri courtroom turned into a mini-Graceland HERE!

Nov 20, 2025

Man Hospitalized After Swallowing Entire Burger

A burger binge turns into an ambulance ride. More about this edible escapade HERE!

Nov 19, 2025

Bathroom Weed Vaper Forces Emergency Landing

Someone had a little too much fun at 30,000 feet! More on this “high-flying” bathroom break HERE!