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May 13, 2024
Man Carves Name Into Patrol Car
Now he can carve his name into his jail cell wall. More on the winner of the pliers penmanship award winner HERE! Photo courtesy Broward Sheriff’s Office
May 9, 2024
Man Flushes Ex’s Fish Down Toilet
For a Siamese fighting fish, it didn’t put up much of a fight. More on the dark sequel to “Finding Nemo” and “Finding Dorie” HERE! Photo courtesy: Cape Coral Police Department
Apr 26, 2024
Drunk Driver Sings During Arrest
Was it “Jailhouse Rock?” More on the tale of the tanked troubadour HERE! Photo by Dmitry Vechorko on Unsplash
Apr 22, 2024
Bro Asks To Crack Open Beer During Arrest
Is this part of Florida’s “Stagger Your Ground” law? More on the drinking delinquent HERE! Photo by Christian Buehner on Unsplash
Apr 2, 2024
Crook Detained With Weedwhacker
Stealing landscaping equipment? That’s whack! More on the capture of the landscape looter HERE! Photo by Esteban Benites on Unsplash
Mar 15, 2024
Man Threatens Roommate with Machete Over Text Messages
Not the sharpest tool in the shed. The story of how he cut right to the point HERE! Photo by Fray Bekele on Unsplash
Mar 14, 2024
Man Busted Breaking INTO Prison
That’s one way to fast track the system. The full story on how the foolish felon landed behind bars TWICE HERE! Photo by Pandav Tank on Unsplash
Mar 8, 2024
Man Tries To Steal Driverless Car
Sounds like the car is on but nobody’s behind the wheel in more ways than one… Read more about the half-wit highwayman HERE! Photo by Samuele Errico Piccarini on Unsplash
Mar 4, 2024
Man Arrested for Stealing Hot Chocolate
After a long hard day of robbing houses, every thief deserves a nice hot cup of cocoa! More on the cocoa crook HERE! Photo by Nature Zen on Unsplash
Feb 14, 2024
Woman Swings Sword At Cop
This would be a perfect case for bringing back stocks in the town square. More on the ol’ battle axe HERE! Photo by 1MilliDollars on Unsplash
Feb 6, 2024
Man Shot After Using Ladies Room
He was dying to use the bathroom, and almost did. More on how the urinator met the Terminator HERE! Photo by Sung Jin Cho on Unsplash
Feb 2, 2024
Man Arrested for Stealing Giant Snoop Dog Bobblehead
Those margaritas must’ve been WAY too strong! More on the Calvin Broadus bobblehead bandit bust HERE! (The 20 second video from the Lee County Sherriff in the story is worth the watch.)