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Jun 16, 2025

Police Chase Excavator At Snails Pace

Sometimes, the wheels of justice turn slowly—but not this slowly. More on this not so hot pursuit HERE!

Jun 11, 2025

Man On First Date Wrecks 5 Cop Cars

When a first date goes wrong, it usually means awkward silence. Not this time. More on the man who sets the bar for first date horror stories HERE!

May 19, 2025

Sip Happens – Man Accused of Wine Heist

Wine can get expensive, but not as pricey as bail. How he went from wine aisle to police file HERE!

May 2, 2025

Cops Nab Birthday Suit Bandit

Florida’s crime scene just got a little more… revealing. More on this suspect who had nothing to hide HERE! Photos courtesy: Flagler County Sheriff’s Office

Apr 30, 2025

Brawl During Carnival Cruise

The only thing more heated than the sun deck was the passengers. More about this visit to an exotic port of BRAWL HERE!

Apr 10, 2025

Teen Punks Attack Easter Bunny

Apparently, the Easter Bunny’s not safe from teen drama—especially in Florida. Learn more about the Easter Bunny “Malling” HERE! Photo by Daniil Onischenko on Unsplash Easter Bunny Victim Courtesy: Coastland Center Instagram

Apr 2, 2025

Woman Run Over Saving Parking Spot

A cautionary tale of parking lot persistence gone wrong. How one woman ended up parked in a hospital and another parked in jail HERE! Photo by Ivan Samkov

Mar 30, 2025

Bozo Behind Bars for Trespassing

Nothing says ‘blend in’ like a clown costume and a big red nose. More about what led to this circus HERE! Body Cam Photo/Video: Palm Bay PD Facebook Mugshot courtesy Brevard County Sheriff’s Department

Mar 14, 2025

Babe Brains Boyfriend With Salsa

Turns out, salsa isn’t just for tacos—it’s now evidence in an assault case. More on this salsa slinging señora HERE! Photo by Keverne Denahan

Mar 11, 2025

Dog Shoots Man In Bed With Girlfriend

His own girlfriend, not the dog’s.🐶 Why man’s best friend might not be his girlfriend’s favorite anymore HERE! Photo by Helena Jankovičová Kováčová

Mar 10, 2025

Woman Arrested For Assault With Watermelon

Not all bad ideas are half-baked—some are fully ripe. Find out what happens when you mix bad decisions with fresh produce HERE! Photo by Mockup Graphics on Unsplash Mugshot courtesy Dunedin, Florida PD

Feb 21, 2025

Woman Fills Ex’s Gas Tank With “Pre-Sucked Skittles”

The car may be damaged, but not nearly as much as this Skittle sucking saboteur. More on this jilted lover’s creative carbonated cola and confectionery vengeance HERE! Photo by Jonathan J. Castellon on Unsplash