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Feb 11, 2025

Thieves Poach Over 500 Eggs

Police scramble to crack the case. More on this eggs-travagant heist HERE! Photo by Shubham Dhage on Unsplash

Jan 31, 2025

Man Break INTO Escape Room

So he’s method acting? How he went from one escape-proof room to another HERE! Photo by Matthias Zomer

Jan 30, 2025

Principal Throws Kegger For Students

Proof that some educators really take ‘student engagement’ too seriously. More about this principal’s wild off-curriculum weekend shenanigans HERE! Photo by Jacob Bentzinger on Unsplash

Jan 29, 2025

Man Busted For DUI Just Wanted To See His Cat

From purr-fect pet parent to purr-isoner. More on his cat-astrophic logic HERE! Photo by Олег Мороз on Unsplash

Jan 23, 2025

Drunk Driver Asks For Pass Because He’d Been Drinking

When your BAC is higher than your IQ, maybe don’t negotiate with police. More on how this drunken dim-wit’s night turned out HERE! (It didn’t end well.) Photo by energepic.com

Jan 14, 2025

Police Seek Self-Igniting Arsonist

His life is a hot mess. The story and video capturing how his criminal career flamed out HERE! Photo by Cullan Smith on Unsplash

Jan 8, 2025

Drunk Cop Releases Prisoners to Celebrate New Year

This would have made a better April Fool’s Day prank. More on how this unexpected Happy New Year started a day early HERE! Photo by Kelly Sikkema on Unsplash

Jan 7, 2025

Police Seek Psychic Shop Vandal

Turns out, mystics can’t read criminal intent. More on this mystic mischief HERE! Photo by Scott Rodgerson on Unsplash

Dec 31, 2024

Illegible Note Foils Bank Robber

In the end, the only thing that got robbed was the crook’s dignity. More on Colorado’s criminal cacographer HERE! Photo Courtesy Loveland Police

Dec 19, 2024

Drunk Driver Claims To Be Professional Drinker

As a “professional drinker,” you should know when to call a professional driver. More on this hotshot boozehound HERE! Photo by Samuel Kriesel on Unsplash

Dec 13, 2024

Suspect Gets Stuck In Chimney Hiding From Cops

If only he hadn’t gone back for seconds on Thanksgiving. More on how this flue wriggling felon landed in lock up HERE! Photo by Fall River Police Department

Dec 5, 2024

Shoplift With A Cop

He confused “Shop with a Cop” for “Shop and Get Caught!” More on this foolhardy felon HERE! Photo by Kindel Media