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Feb 13, 2025

Dentist Busted With Laughing Gas

This dentist’s brush with the law was not his crowning moment. More on why he’s now a laughing stock HERE! Photo by Timothy Dykes on Unsplash

Feb 6, 2025

Canine Couture Meets Crime

He’s gonna have it RUFF behind bars. Proof that not all Florida Man stories are created equal HERE! Photo by Andrea Piacquadio

Jan 31, 2025

Man Break INTO Escape Room

So he’s method acting? How he went from one escape-proof room to another HERE! Photo by Matthias Zomer

Jan 22, 2025

ANOTHER “Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” Bust

Apparently, truth-in-labeling laws are strictly enforced in Florida. More on the third instance of this happening in the past year HERE! BONUS: You can buy your own Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” bag HERE!

Jan 3, 2025

Driver Going 107 While Playing Video Game

Not all high scores are worth celebrating. More on how he leveled up to to a possible year in jail HERE! Photo by toine G on Unsplash

Dec 31, 2024

Illegible Note Foils Bank Robber

In the end, the only thing that got robbed was the crook’s dignity. More on Colorado’s criminal cacographer HERE! Photo Courtesy Loveland Police

Dec 30, 2024

Influencer Shows Off Shoplifted Loot On Camera

Next she’ll try to influence a judge not to give her a couple months in the county jail. More on this click baiting kleptomaniac HERE! Photo by JEFERSON GOMES

Dec 26, 2024

Porch Pirate Poaches Bag of Poo

Not quite the “load” he was expecting. More on this crooks cache of colon confetti HERE! Photo by Ron Lach

Dec 4, 2024

Pastor Subdues Robber With Karate

The sermon was supposed to be about “turning the other cheek,” but the pastor moved that one to another day. More on this bout between burglar and the Bible-thumper HERE! Photo by Leslie Jones on Unsplash

Dec 2, 2024

Man Shoots Arrows At People In Walmart

Where’s the Sheriff of Nottingham when you need him? More on this stupid cupid HERE! Photo by Robin Battison on Unsplash

Nov 25, 2024

911 is Not a Homework Help Line

Still, it did work out, so I don’t know if the lesson will stick. A 10 year old called 911 for help on his math homework. Read the full story here. Photo by Andy Vult on Unsplash

Nov 7, 2024

Man Punches Police Horse

A case of horseplay gone wrong. More on this man’s not so stable behavior HERE! Photo by Bilderboken on Unsplash