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Jul 22, 2025

Rollerblading Bro Robs Gas Station

Nobody was hurt, but if someone finds his dignity, please return it. More on this cheap skate HERE!

Jul 21, 2025

Intern Fired For Biting Everyone

Her resume said “hungry for success.” Apparently, she meant it. More on this upcoming bite-sized lawsuit HERE!

Jul 18, 2025

Tarantulas Found In Cake Mix Boxes

It’s not the calories you gotta worry about. More on this “Betty Shocker” HERE!

Jul 17, 2025

Man Robs Donut Shop In Bikini

This may be the only time police wanted to avoid a donut shop. Find out what happens when LA flair meets felonious intent HERE! Picture credit: Winchell’s donut shop security camera

Jul 16, 2025

Surfer Headbutted By Flying Shark

Somewhere, the shark is telling his friends, “You should’ve seen the one that hit me.” No teeth, no drama—just the killer story for happy hour HERE!

Jul 15, 2025

ANOTHER Not A Bag Full Of Drugs Bust

These guys hid drugs like a toddler hides cookies—messy and obvious. More on the FOURTH instance of this happening in the past year HERE! BONUS: You can buy your own Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” bag HERE! Photo credit: Pleasant Prairie Police Department Facebook

Jul 14, 2025

Man Forgets Wife At Gas Station

Fuel’s full, marriage tank? Running on fumes. More on how this couple’s road trip holiday hit a speed bump HERE!

Jul 9, 2025

Study-Cheese Gives you Nightmares

SHUT UP SCIENCE! How cheese before bed could be a trip to the weird dream zone HERE!

Jul 7, 2025

Tequila Marinated Turkey Explosion

I just want to know if they were able to salvage a drumstick. Read the full story here. Photo by Ashim D’Silva on Unsplash

Jul 2, 2025

Woman Leads Police on an Early Morning Slow Speed Chase

It took five hours for police to stop her after reaching speeds of 8 MPH! Read the story here. Photo by benjamin lehman on Unsplash

Jul 1, 2025

Florida Man Arrested After Being Stabbed

During surgery a nurse discovered his ‘secret stash spot’ where he kept his ‘party supplies.’ That’s probably enough euphemisms for a single sentence, right? Read the story here. Photo by mohamad azaam on Unsplash

Jun 30, 2025

You Just Won a Big Lottery Jackpot – Just Kidding

Did we say you won $100,000? We meant $10. Sorry about that. Read the whole story here. Photo by Waldemar on Unsplash