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Dec 18, 2023

Drunk Driver Sings Gospel Songs, Wets Herself

She was full of the spirits! The tale of the tinkling trashed troubadour HERE! Photo by Julia Taubitz on Unsplash

Dec 14, 2023

Woman Sneaks Gun Into MRI, Shot In Butt

To add insult to injury, her brain scan came up totally negative. More on this literal pain in the butt HERE! Photo by Camila Quintero Franco on Unsplash

Dec 6, 2023

Woman Shoplifts During ‘Shop With A Cop’ Event

She was charged with shoplifting and felony bad timing. More on the brainless bandit HERE! Photo by Jacky Lam on Unsplash

Dec 4, 2023

Severed Finger Found in Salad

That manager’s putting too much of herself into her work. More about the new “finger food” menu HERE! Photo by Olena Bohovyk on Unsplash

Nov 30, 2023

Woman Eats Counterfeit Money

She should’ve just maxed out a credit card that she has no intention of paying back like the rest of us. More about how she will have to cough up some jail time HERE! Photo by Blogging Guide on Unsplash

Nov 23, 2023

Humane Society Accidentally Sends Rabbits & Guinea Pigs To Reptile Farm

Time to review those background checks. Find out how the cuddly creatures became snake snacks HERE! Photo by Alexander Krivitskiy on Unsplash

Nov 16, 2023

Make Cash Watching Christmas Flix

Make $2000 to watch 12 Hallmark Christmas movies in 12 days. Applications are open through December 3rd. Apply HERE! Photo by JD Mason on Unsplash

Nov 8, 2023

Break Up With Fruitcake

Chef Duff Goldman has created a few new holiday recipes that you can use in place of fruitcake. Click HERE to unlock the new Merry Menu items! Photo by krakenimages on Unsplash

Oct 31, 2023

Florida Police Chase Banana Man

He’s in a bunch of trouble but will get off on appeal. We Dole out the details HERE! Photo by Fran on Unsplash

Oct 30, 2023

TSA Busts Woman With Weed in Adult Diaper

You could say it was her “private stash.” Read all about the diaper dope smuggler HERE! Photo courtesy of Lisa Farbstein – TSA Spokesperson via X, formerly Twitter

Oct 26, 2023

Clown Gets Ticket for Traffic Violation

What a Bozo! More on this Clown Car Criminal HERE! Photo by Nong on Unsplash

Oct 24, 2023

Woman Leaves Man at U2 Concert, Steals $50K

He called himself Sugar Daddy, but he was more like a Dum Dum. Learn more about the lustful loser HERE! Photo by Roger Harris on Unsplash