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Jan 24, 2025

Monkey Attacks Drive-Thru Barista

Who knew ‘monkey business’ was about to become SO literal? More on this case of monkey see, monkey CHEW HERE! Photo by Arindam Raha

Jan 21, 2025

Lawyer Threatens Wedding Guests Over Prime Rib

He may have been a little au juiced. More on this case of prime rib rage HERE! Photo by Jason Jarrach on Unsplash

Jan 20, 2025

Man Clings To Exterior of Bullet Train

When ‘you life going off the rails’ is more than just a metaphor. More on how a cigarette break turns into a high speed adventure HERE! Photo by JÉSHOOTS

Jan 16, 2025

Thieves Steal 13 Porta Potties

Apparently, these thieves are really committed to their ‘movement’! More on this of tale of crime flush with intrigue HERE! Photo by the blowup on Unsplash

Jan 15, 2025

Burglar Busted By Dog Doo

A British bandit’s felony foiled by foul footwear. How a messy mistake landed a burglar behind bars HERE! Photo by Oliver Petry

Jan 14, 2025

Police Seek Self-Igniting Arsonist

His life is a hot mess. The story and video capturing how his criminal career flamed out HERE! Photo by Cullan Smith on Unsplash

Jan 13, 2025

Woman Poops On Floor While Partner Shoplifts

In court, the evidence will be referred to as Exhibits B & M. More on the criminal pair that tops America’s LEAST wanted list HERE! Photo by Sincerely Media on Unsplash

Jan 9, 2025

Naked Man Damages Car, Blames Aliens

In Florida, this makes sense. More on his Extraterrestrial Wardrobe Malfunction HERE! Photo by Leo_Visions on Unsplash

Jan 7, 2025

Police Seek Psychic Shop Vandal

Turns out, mystics can’t read criminal intent. More on this mystic mischief HERE! Photo by Scott Rodgerson on Unsplash

Jan 2, 2025

Falling Legos Injure 10 At New Year’s Event

As family events go, these guys crushed it! More on how 2025 hit like a ton of bricks HERE! Photo by Greg Rosenke on Unsplash

Jan 2, 2025

Man Spikes Holy Water With Whiskey

He turned the holy water into a whiskey sour. More about the punk who thought the congregation could use a little more Christmas spirit HERE! Photo by Joel Drzycimski on Unsplash

Dec 31, 2024

Illegible Note Foils Bank Robber

In the end, the only thing that got robbed was the crook’s dignity. More on Colorado’s criminal cacographer HERE! Photo Courtesy Loveland Police