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Oct 31, 2024
Man Rescued From Car Trunk At Beach, Arrested
Just another day in the life of “Florida man.” More on this “Trunk or Treat” drug bust HERE! Photo by Amir Hosseini on Unsplash
Oct 21, 2024
New Fire Station Burns Down
In their defense, they said they’re trained to fight fires, not prevent them! More on the case of the fire department needing more fire safety training itself HERE! Photo by Valtteri Laukkanen on Unsplash
Oct 14, 2024
Bag Marked “Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs”, Full of Drugs
Hope they’re charge them with a felony attempt at irony. More on these unoriginal, lousy liars HERE! Photo by: Courtesy of Portland Police Bureau
Sep 24, 2024
Speeder Stopped for #2 9-1-1
He was worried about leaving skid marks. And we’re NOT talking about the ones on the road… More on this crappy excuse HERE! Photo by Sincerely Media on Unsplash
Sep 23, 2024
Robot Cop Catches Suspect
OK…Maybe not as cool as Robocop, but it got the job done. More on Texas’ computerized constabulary HERE! Photo by Possessed Photography on Unsplash
Sep 19, 2024
Peanut Butter Stabbing
This nut is definitely not a smooth criminal. More on this Jiff jabber HERE! Photo by Laura Paraschivescu on Unsplash
Sep 4, 2024
Bedbugs In Student Computers
Maybe they’ll have the bugs worked out by Christmas break? If this story bugs you DO NOT click HERE! Photo by Lance Reis on Unsplash
Aug 1, 2024
Man Commits Crime To Prove He’s Not Dead
How boring a life did this guy lead? The story of the felonious pseudo-zombie HERE! Photo by Rajesh Rajput on Unsplash
Jul 16, 2024
Man Shoots Down Walmart Delivery Drone
The irony is that he also deprived another Florida man of his beer, Twinkies, and Crocs. More on the paranoid pistol packing perp HERE! Photo by Josh Sorenson on Unsplash
Jul 1, 2024
Everyone Agrees – Nobody Wants This Guy
A Canadian man made history for being the first candidate to receive zero votes in a contested election. Read how it happened, and why it’s not a big surprise, here. Photo by Element5 Digital on Unsplash
May 31, 2024
Red Roof Robber Falls through Ceiling
At Red Roof Inn, they put the effort into the red roof, not the ceilings. More on this thief turned amateur skylight maker HERE! Photo by Sander Sammy on Unsplash
May 17, 2024
Assault with Dirty Diaper
It’s not as bad as Cain and Abel, but it’s close. More on this going concern HERE! Damian Kasten mugshot (via Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office)