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Sep 24, 2024

Speeder Stopped for #2 9-1-1

He was worried about leaving skid marks. And we’re NOT talking about the ones on the road… More on this crappy excuse HERE! Photo by Sincerely Media on Unsplash

Sep 23, 2024

Robot Cop Catches Suspect

OK…Maybe not as cool as Robocop, but it got the job done. More on Texas’ computerized constabulary HERE! Photo by Possessed Photography on Unsplash

Sep 17, 2024

God Tells Woman To Steal From WalMart

So He’s just kidding about the 8th Commandment? More on how the Lord giveth, and the Lord says, “Taketh away” HERE! Photo by Jacob Bentzinger on Unsplash

Sep 9, 2024

Suspect Attempts Escape Driving OVER Police Cruiser

What in the name of “Bigfoot” is going on here?!? More on the most thrilling drive-thru incident in the history of Canada HERE! Photo by Andrea F on Unsplash

Sep 5, 2024

Men Busted For Robbing Strip Club

We assume the cash was all in very sweaty $1 bills. Read all the bare facts HERE! Photo by Eric Nopanen on Unsplash

Aug 28, 2024

Gun Pulled During Puppy Adoption

Even your kid has never wanted a dog this much. More on this pistol packing pooch pirate HERE! Photo by James Tiono on Unsplash

Aug 22, 2024

Man Arrested For Impersonating Pizzeria

Sounds like a real pepperphony. Extra cheesy details HERE! Photo by Alan Hardman on Unsplash

Aug 14, 2024

Arrested For Breaking INTO Jail

The good news for him is he’ll be there for a while! More on the brainless break-in HERE! Photo by Matthew Ansley on Unsplash

Aug 13, 2024

Man Steals Cop Car With Cop IN It

He’s charged with grand theft auto in the dumbest degree. More about this half-wit hijacking, including the surveillance video HERE! Photo by Stephen Picilaidis on Unsplash

Aug 8, 2024

Speeding Woman Does Yoga Poses

She was charged with a DWI and a variety of charges, because the police were … flexible. The full story and video of this lead foot who was simultaneously well-balanced and a little unbalanced HERE! Photo by Avrielle Suleiman on Unsplash

Aug 2, 2024

Man On Walmart Electric Cart Leads Police On Chase

Everything moves a little slower in Florida. More on the case of Grand-pa Theft Auto HERE! Photo by Rasmus Gerdin on Unsplash

Jul 31, 2024

Woman Busted With Bag of Drugs Labeled “Bag of Drugs”

Now police have a cell with her name on it. More on this overly organized offender HERE! Photo by Pinellas County Sherriff’s Department