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Oct 20, 2023
Crook Poses as Mannequin to Rob Store
This crime apparently has no statue of limitations. Read all about the poser HERE! Photo by Anh Tuan To on Unsplash
Oct 12, 2023
Woman Steal Car for Job Interview
We’ve said it before, being an assertive decision maker is something employers are looking for, unless those assertive decisions are felonies. More about the burlesque bandit HERE! Photo by Eric Nopanen on Unsplash
Oct 11, 2023
Florida Sausage Fight
Sausage fights are the wurst, because in the end, there were no wieners. Every fat, slippery, and spicy detail HERE! Photo by Yasin Arıbuğa on Unsplash
Oct 3, 2023
Woman Celebrates 100 Years at Hooters
Not really stupid, but it was a Hoot! A recap of the centenarian celebration HERE! Photo by Shubham Dhage on Unsplash
Sep 28, 2023
I’m Not Dead Yet says Missouri Woman
She’s been trying to prove that she’s alive since 2007! Details on the story here Photo by Sandy Millar on Unsplash
Sep 27, 2023
Woman Smashes Street Piano
Why does she hate Billy Joel? Plus she stole from the tip jar! See the whole event HERE! Photo by David Pisnoy on Unsplash
Sep 25, 2023
Woman Dives Into Outhouse to Retrieve Apple Watch
If you drop your Apple watch in an outhouse, there are two very good reasons to not go after it: #1… and #2. Details of her lavatory liberation HERE! Photo by Amy Reed on Unsplash
Aug 30, 2023
Woman Arrested After Reporting She Had Been Murdered
Don’t you hate when you tell people you’ve been murdered and no one believes you? Details of the deceitful dunderhead HERE! Photo by Taras Chernus on Unsplash
Aug 29, 2023
Nixa Woman Sparks Housefire with Spicy Tortilla Chips
Apparently Jason Bourne’s sister dated MacGyver? Find her secret recipe HERE! Photo by Patrick Hendry on Unsplash
Aug 23, 2023
Why Is Fat Bottomed Girls Missing From New Queen Compilation
Turns out there’s nothing mysterious going on. The compilation is for 5-year-olds – basically like a British Kidz Bop! With that in mind, it’s not hard to see how lyrics like, “Left alone with big fat Fanny / She was such a naughty nanny / Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of … Continue reading Why Is Fat Bottomed Girls Missing From New Queen Compilation
Aug 7, 2023
Guinness World Record Set for World’s Loudest Female Belch
You know what she sounds like? SINGLE! Read the story, and HEAR the record setting discharge HERE! Photo by Alexander Krivitskiy on Unsplash
Aug 2, 2023
Texas Woman Attempts To Have Her Boyfriend Killed…TWICE… in the same night!
She could have just dumped him via text, but maybe she didn’t want to hurt his feelings.😳💔 Read the painful breakup details HERE! Photo by Marah Bashir on Unsplash