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Jul 30, 2025

Man Shoots Girlfriend’s Husband Because He Couldn’t Outfight Him

Too weak to throw hands, so he pulled heat. How he went from secret lover to headline maker HERE! Photo courtesy Edmond PD Facebook

Jul 29, 2025

Police Chase Ends In Car Wash

No clean getaway from his dirty deeds. How he went from hot wheels to hot water HERE!

Jul 28, 2025

Feline Felon Found Nicking Neighbors Knickers

Look what the cat dragged in! More on the cat burglar, and the interview with it’s owner HERE!

Jul 25, 2025

Chuck E Cheese Arrested

Chuck E. Cheese, synonymous with kids’ celebrations, now has quite the grown-up legal headache. How he went from pizza parties to the police lineup HERE!

Jul 23, 2025

Man Taunts Cops, Speeds Away, Crashes

He outran the cop, forgot to dodge the karma. How a getaway with attitude ends in a collision with reality HERE.

Jul 22, 2025

Rollerblading Bro Robs Gas Station

Nobody was hurt, but if someone finds his dignity, please return it. More on this cheap skate HERE!

Jul 18, 2025

Tarantulas Found In Cake Mix Boxes

It’s not the calories you gotta worry about. More on this “Betty Shocker” HERE!

Jul 17, 2025

Man Robs Donut Shop In Bikini

This may be the only time police wanted to avoid a donut shop. Find out what happens when LA flair meets felonious intent HERE! Picture credit: Winchell’s donut shop security camera

Jul 16, 2025

Surfer Headbutted By Flying Shark

Somewhere, the shark is telling his friends, “You should’ve seen the one that hit me.” No teeth, no drama—just the killer story for happy hour HERE!

Jul 15, 2025

ANOTHER Not A Bag Full Of Drugs Bust

These guys hid drugs like a toddler hides cookies—messy and obvious. More on the FOURTH instance of this happening in the past year HERE! BONUS: You can buy your own Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” bag HERE! Photo credit: Pleasant Prairie Police Department Facebook

Jul 11, 2025

Shot In Head, Man Escapes Grave, Goes On Snack Run

You can’t keep a good man, or his appetite, down. More on the slushie and snack run of the undead HERE!

Jul 9, 2025

Study-Cheese Gives you Nightmares

SHUT UP SCIENCE! How cheese before bed could be a trip to the weird dream zone HERE!