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Jul 10, 2024

Police Chief Fired, Office Reeked Of Weed

Perhaps the town wasn’t very clear on the job description for Chief of Police. More on the Chief of BRO-lice HERE! Photo by Stephen Hocking on Unsplash

Jun 12, 2024

She was Left Holding the Bag. The Very Heavy Bag.

A woman was apprehended at the Chicago Midway International Airport with nearly 62 pounds of cocaine. It would have been half that, but her partner in crime ditched her. Read the story HERE. Photo by Daniel von Appen on Unsplash

Jun 11, 2024

Optimus Prime Busted for Car Theft

More like Optimus “Crime.” There’s more than meets the eye to this Texas car thief. His story HERE! Photo by Arseny Togulev on Unsplash

Jun 10, 2024

Cops Bust LEGO Thieves

Police now have a lot to build a case with. How they busted this pair of blockheads HERE! Photo by FORTYTWO on Unsplash

Jun 3, 2024

Woman Tries “Sweeping The Leg” during Arrest, Fails

She needs to watch a more current movie. The full story of the failed felony fight HERE! Photo by David Suarez on Unsplash

May 23, 2024

Man Trashes DMV with Fish & Carrots

He left the place looking pretty crappie. The whole whopper of a fish tale HERE! Photo by karl muscat on Unsplash

May 14, 2024

Man Assaults Cops With Cheese

It has to be at least a Class BRIE felony. More on how this blockhead tried to slice the cops HERE! Photo by Aliona Gumeniuk on Unsplash

May 13, 2024

Man Carves Name Into Patrol Car

Now he can carve his name into his jail cell wall. More on the winner of the pliers penmanship award winner HERE! Photo courtesy Broward Sheriff’s Office

May 9, 2024

Man Flushes Ex’s Fish Down Toilet

For a Siamese fighting fish, it didn’t put up much of a fight. More on the dark sequel to “Finding Nemo” and “Finding Dorie” HERE! Photo courtesy: Cape Coral Police Department

Apr 24, 2024

Doorbell Cam Captures Car Crash Into House

Normally doorbell cams usually just catch package thefts and home break-ins. The whole story and the amazing video HERE! Photo by Conor Samuel on Unsplash

Apr 22, 2024

Bro Asks To Crack Open Beer During Arrest

Is this part of Florida’s “Stagger Your Ground” law? More on the drinking delinquent HERE! Photo by Christian Buehner on Unsplash

Apr 17, 2024

Man Attempts Robbery With A Snake

Never bring a snake to a gunfight. More on the slithering sneak thief HERE! Photo by Jan Kopřiva on Unsplash