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Dec 12, 2025
Drone Drops Crab Legs Into Prison
Prison dining just got an upgrade! How inmates ALMOST went from mystery meat to surf and turf HERE! Photo credit: South Carolina Department of Corrections
Dec 10, 2025
Arrested For Assault With Chicken
You would think with the price of groceries we’d see a drop in the food attacks. How this Florida woman went from cook to criminal HERE! Photo: North Broward Bureau jail/Broward County Sheriff’s Office
Dec 9, 2025
Dude Accidentally Deposits Meth at Bank
Yet another reason to use mobile banking. How his trip to the bank ended with more than just overdraft fees HERE! Photo: Monroe County Sheriff’s Office
Dec 8, 2025
Woman In Coffin Set for Cremation Begins Knocking
Nothing livens up a funeral like someone not being dead. Find out how government bureaucracy saved her life HERE!
Dec 5, 2025
Man Rescues Rabid Racoon, Bitten
It started with kindness… and ended with a hospital visit. How a roadside rescue turned into a medical emergency HERE.
Dec 3, 2025
Runaway Reindeer, Marines Called
One reindeer slipped out of a Christmas event, and the Royal Marines got involved. Pour yourself an eggnog, and read all about it HERE!
Dec 2, 2025
Christmas Classics Back In Theaters
Reconnect with the magic of the season as more than 20 classic holiday films return to theaters nationwide. Whether it’s laughter, music, or a heartfelt story, there’s a film waiting to rekindle your favorite holiday memories. Check out the list HERE! Photo by Krists Luhaers on Unsplash
Dec 2, 2025
Thieves Steal $100,000 in Snails
Everyone wonders where the Escargot Escar-went. More on the crime that left the victims shell-shocked HERE!
Nov 28, 2025
Entire Band Quits and Abandons Singer at a Gas Station
This is going to ruin the tour. Read the full story here. Caution: Explicit Language Photo by Hans Eiskonen on Unsplash
Nov 27, 2025
Vice President Mocks Product and Customers and Admits He Comes to Work High
A secretly taped rant has lead to two people losing their jobs – both the recorder and the recorded. I don’t think one of them wanted to be there anymore anyway. Read the full story here. Photo by Girl with red hat on Unsplash
Nov 26, 2025
Driver Mistakes Kansas Highway for the Autobahn
It’s not that we don’t understand the urge to get out of Wichita with haste, but c’mon. Read the full story here. Photo by Pete F on Unsplash
Nov 25, 2025
Intoxicated School Bus Driver Blames the NyQuil
It’s his nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, fever, stuffy nose, show up to work legally drunk remedy! Read the full story here. Photo by Joshua Hoehne on Unsplash