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Jun 9, 2025

Late for Job Interview, Man Busted Going 132 MPH

And they say no one wants to work anymore. More on this man’s fast track to success HERE!

Jun 6, 2025

Frisbee Golfer Attacked By Flying Hammerhead Shark

Just when you thought it was safe to play frisbee golf. How this frisbee golfer was almost nailed by a hammerhead HERE!

Jun 5, 2025

Drug Dealer Steals Cannon from Wichita Park

Truly an epic bit of stupid news here. While we wouldn’t recommend a single choice made in this one, we feel like it would make a good movie. Read the story here. Photo by Robert Harkness on Unsplash

Jun 4, 2025

Red Bull Loving TikTok Influencer Gets Barcode Tattoo

Red Bull might give you wings, but the stupid tattoo comes separately. Read the full story here! Photo by Chloe Boulos on Unsplash

Jun 3, 2025

Cheating Husband Busted By Toothbrush

His lies were minty fresh. Learn how this high-tech hygiene helper turns detective HERE! Photo by Giorgi Iremadze on Unsplash

Jun 2, 2025

Brawl At Senior Living Center

The first rule is, don’t talk about senior living fight club. More on this retiree ruckus HERE!

May 30, 2025

Woman Gets Naked, Blames Michael Jackson

The hotel bar’s never seen a “Thriller” quite like this. More on a completely different type of “Moonwalk” HERE!

May 29, 2025

Man Assaulted After Fart

A little gas leads to a major blow up. More on this wild, windy tale HERE!

May 28, 2025

Employee Crashes Into Burger Joint

It’s safe to say this employee won’t be parking so close next time. More on this impromptu drive-thru upgrade HERE!

May 27, 2025

Pet Lizard Saves Owner From Fire

This lizard set a new standard for domestic heroes everywhere. The cold blooded details HERE! Photo by Erin Testone on Unsplash

May 26, 2025

Nudist Camp Karaoke Night

Forget the dress code, just bring your vocal cords! More on the karaoke night where “letting it all hang out” is both literal and encouraged HERE!

May 23, 2025

Wienermobiles Racing In Wienie 500

Oscar Mayer is getting into the fast food business. Find out who could end up in the “Wiener’s Circle” HERE!