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Dec 11, 2023

Drug Dealing Barber Busted By Bald Customers

“I said I wanted it SHORT, not I wanted a SNORT.” More on their close shave with the law HERE! Photo by Marco D’Emilia on Unsplash

Dec 8, 2023

Naughty or Nice Speed Camera

You better not shout. You better not cry. Find out if you get a ticket or a lump of coal HERE! Photo by Mads Eneqvist on Unsplash

Dec 7, 2023

Man Hits Wife With Sausage

You’ll have to handle your own smutty punchline, because we’re not going there. Read how police were able to link him to the crime HERE! Photo by charlesdeluvio on Unsplash

Nov 15, 2023

Santa Train Driver High On Meth

That’s not mine! It belongs to Rudolph! More on how this “Sketchy Santa” landed on the naughty list HERE! Photo by David Clode on Unsplash

Nov 14, 2023

Delta Asks You to Please Refrain from Singing on the Plane

Sing, sing a song Sing out loud Sing out strong – just not on the airplane Read the story here! Photo by Kevin Woblick on Unsplash

Nov 7, 2023

Batman Flees After Shooting

Because he’s the hero Bellingham WA deserves, but not the one it needs right now. Read about the capture of the cosplay criminal HERE! Photo by Ali Kokab on Unsplash

Nov 2, 2023

Drink Order Sparks Bomb Threat

Further proof that trying to be healthy leads to trouble. Read all about his Babbel bungle HERE! Photo by David von Diemar on Unsplash

Oct 20, 2023

Crook Poses as Mannequin to Rob Store

This crime apparently has no statue of limitations. Read all about the poser HERE! Photo by Anh Tuan To on Unsplash

Oct 13, 2023

Cemetary Worker Falls Into Grave

In fairness, cemeteries are designed to put people into the ground, not take them out. Read the details of the emergency exhumation HERE! Photo by Nick Fewings on Unsplash

Oct 3, 2023

Woman Celebrates 100 Years at Hooters

Not really stupid, but it was a Hoot! A recap of the centenarian celebration HERE! Photo by Shubham Dhage on Unsplash

Sep 28, 2023

I’m Not Dead Yet says Missouri Woman

She’s been trying to prove that she’s alive since 2007! Details on the story here Photo by Sandy Millar on Unsplash

Sep 27, 2023

Drug Dealer Calls Cops to Report Theft

Someone has spent too much time sampling his own supply. And this may not even be his dumbest arrest. More of this idiots inept exploits HERE! Photo by De an Sun on Unsplash