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Mar 20, 2026

Man Uses Google Translate In Attempted Robbery

In Newark, New Jersey, a guy decides he’s gonna rob an Ecuadorian restaurant—using Google Translate. Yeah. His big plan was to type his stickup note into the app, hit “translate to Spanish,” and show it to the cashier. Very 21st century of him. He even ordered a coffee first, because apparently caffeine is key to … Continue reading Man Uses Google Translate In Attempted Robbery

Mar 19, 2026

Listening to Music May Reduce Anxiety

So apparently, you don’t need therapy, you just need… 24 minutes of tunes. A new study out of Toronto Metropolitan University says listening to music — specifically for about 24 minutes — actually reduces anxiety. Not 12, not 36 — twenty-four was the magic number. They tested 144 adults who already had anxiety and were … Continue reading Listening to Music May Reduce Anxiety

Mar 19, 2026

Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart

A “pickled pensioner” in North Port, Florida, decided his golf cart was the perfect getaway car after “partying at the club” since noon. It was nine at night. His wife fell out of the cart on the way home, hit her head, and he called 911 … which was the smartest thing he did all … Continue reading Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart

Mar 18, 2026

Joplin Recycling Coordinator Scott Patterson Visits Classic Hits 93.9

You know what costs less than a fancy latte? Curbside recycling in Joplin — just $4.87 a month, and they even give you the cart. Seriously, you just call Republic Services, roll your bin to the curb when it’s full, and boom — you’re saving the planet before breakfast. Joplin’s recycling guru, Scott Patterson, says … Continue reading Joplin Recycling Coordinator Scott Patterson Visits Classic Hits 93.9

Mar 18, 2026

Man Tries To Steal Septic Tank… TWICE

This dude in Florida really, really wanted a septic tank. First, he shows up to a construction site and tries hauling it off with—wait for it—a Toyota Corolla. Yeah, that went exactly how you think it did. Someone in a Jeep chased him off, so he leaves empty-handed. But persistence is a thing, apparently. The … Continue reading Man Tries To Steal Septic Tank… TWICE

Mar 17, 2026

Jenny’s Number Finds a New Gig

What’s the most famous phone number in music? Remember? The number everyone prank‑called in the 80s — 867‑5309? Turns out, Jenny’s number is finally doing something useful. Tommy Heath, the guy from Tommy Tutone who wrote the song, teamed up with the Cancer Support Community and Gilda’s Club to turn it into a real helpline … Continue reading Jenny’s Number Finds a New Gig

Mar 17, 2026

Driving Tips to Fight High Gas Prices

Gas prices are doing that thing again — creeping up just enough to make you reconsider every errand. But you can stretch what’s in your tank a little farther with a few smart moves. First, slow down. Cars are most efficient around 65, not when you’re pretending to qualify for NASCAR. Cruise control can help … Continue reading Driving Tips to Fight High Gas Prices

Mar 17, 2026

Man Caught Smuggling Ants Onto Plane

A Chinese guy was stopped at the airport in Nairobi, Kenya with more than two thousand live queen ants in his luggage. (Surprisingly, not in his pants.) Authorities counted about 1,948 ants crammed into little test tubes, and another 300 wrapped up in tissue paper rolls. Because apparently that’s how you pack your insect empire … Continue reading Man Caught Smuggling Ants Onto Plane

Mar 16, 2026

2026 Academy Awards ~ Oscar Recap

The Oscars were last night, with Conan O’Brien back for round two as host—and let’s just say, the man still knows how to roast Hollywood with a wink. The big winner? “One Battle After Another”—swept up six awards, including Best Picture, Director, and Cinematography. Michael B. Jordan snagged his first Oscar for playing both Smoke … Continue reading 2026 Academy Awards ~ Oscar Recap

Mar 16, 2026

Ohio Overrun By Bigfoot?

Something’s up in northeast Ohio—either Bigfoot’s been busy or folks there need new glasses. Over just five days, eight sightings popped up around Portage and Trumbull counties—a “flap,” as Bigfoot buffs call it, and the biggest one since the wild ’78 Minerva wave. The first sighting on March 6 was broad daylight. A guy swears … Continue reading Ohio Overrun By Bigfoot?

Mar 13, 2026

Friday The 13th NOT As Dangerous As You Think

So, it’s Friday the 13th — cue the spooky music. If you find yourself scanning for black cats or skipping sidewalk cracks, you might have triskaidekaphobia… yep, fear of the number 13. Millions do. In fact, some folks even stay home today. Ironically, research says we’re actually safer on Friday the 13th, probably because everyone’s … Continue reading Friday The 13th NOT As Dangerous As You Think

Mar 13, 2026

Snake Yoga

So puppy yoga, kitten yoga and goat yoga have all had their moment — but leave it to Portland, Oregon to keep it weird and say, “You know what this needs? Snakes.” A reptile shop that already offers turtle shell waxing and tortoise spa days, is now hosting snake yoga. Owner Dru Morales came up … Continue reading Snake Yoga