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Sep 25, 2023

Woman Dives Into Outhouse to Retrieve Apple Watch

If you drop your Apple watch in an outhouse, there are two very good reasons to not go after it: #1… and #2. Details of her lavatory liberation HERE! Photo by Amy Reed on Unsplash

Sep 22, 2023

Naked Man Strolls DFW Airport

It’s AIRport, not BAREport. The complete story and somewhat safe for work pics and video HERE! Photo by krakenimages on Unsplash

Sep 20, 2023

Homeowner Stabbed-Pulls Out Knife-Stabs Stabber

The name of the homeowner has not been revealed, but we can assume everyone just calls him “Chuck Norris.” Read more about the hardened homeowner HERE! Photo by Markus Spiske on Unsplash

Sep 7, 2023

Florida Man Busted For Assault With A Snickers Bar

He should have eaten the candy bar first, because you are not yourself when you’re hangry. The dangerously delectable details HERE! Photo by Shyam Mishra on Unsplash

Aug 14, 2023

Driving Instructor Drives Into Driving School

To the driver’s credit, the school’s sign above the front door says ‘Learn to Drive,’ and not ‘Learn to Park.’ Find the irony laden account of the events HERE! Photo by krakenimages on Unsplash

Aug 11, 2023

Burglar Robs Church, Baptizes Self

Apparently he missed the whole “Thou shalt not steal” part? Find all the immersive info HERE! Photo by Karl Fredrickson on Unsplash

Jun 29, 2023

A felonious waste of perfectly good Skittles.

A Minnesota malefactor arrested for assault with Skittles. Somebody remind this fool it’s “taste the rainbow,” not “TOSS the rainbow!” Read the candy-coated story here.

Jun 26, 2023

Woman pretends to be student, goes back to High School

Kinda like “Grease”, but not as cool. Why did this woman want to go back to high school? Read this to find out.