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Aug 20, 2025

PETA Takes Aim At Mario Kart

And no, it’s not about weaponizing turtles. (Well, not yet, at least.) More on this wild ride HERE!

Aug 12, 2025

Would you try Green Eggs & SPAM?

Here’s a collab that was not on anyone’s 2025 Bingo card. SPAM And Dr. Seuss. The limited-edition Green Eggs and SPAM to Walmart for “Green Eggs and Ham’s” 65th Anniversary. The can matches the book with its bright orange color and bold white text. SPAM even has an official Green Eggs and SPAM recipe on … Continue reading Would you try Green Eggs & SPAM?

Aug 12, 2025

Colorado Sewer Bears

Storm drains: not just for rain anymore. More about the hairy clog even Drano can’t fix HERE.

Aug 8, 2025

We Do Not Talk About Day Care Fight Club

But when we do, we have to wonder if it will some day be a reality television staple. Read the stupid story here. Photo by bady abbas on Unsplash

Aug 5, 2025

USDA Using Scarlett Johansson And Adam Driver To Scare Off Wolves

I have not seen this film, but the fact that it’s being used in this way discourages me from wanting to see it. And I’m not even a wolf. Read the full story here. Photo by Thomas Bonometti on Unsplash

Aug 5, 2025

Karaoke Hiker Spurs 911 Call With Nickelback Wailing

Not hurt. Not lost. Just emotionally involved in the JAM! More about this terrifying troubadour HERE!

Aug 1, 2025

Toddler Bites Cobra

A toddler in India managed to kill a cobra…with his mouth. Another story that proves toddlers are tougher than we think HERE!

Jul 31, 2025

Man Accidently Shoots Himself In The Butt In Wal-Mart Parking Lot

Not a criminal case, but definitely a case of poor judgment. More on the man that made parking at Wal-Mart a bigger pain in the butt HERE!

Jul 18, 2025

Tarantulas Found In Cake Mix Boxes

It’s not the calories you gotta worry about. More on this “Betty Shocker” HERE!

Jul 15, 2025

ANOTHER Not A Bag Full Of Drugs Bust

These guys hid drugs like a toddler hides cookies—messy and obvious. More on the FOURTH instance of this happening in the past year HERE! BONUS: You can buy your own Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” bag HERE! Photo credit: Pleasant Prairie Police Department Facebook

Jun 23, 2025

Man Robs Bank Of One Dollar

Who knew you could buy fifteen minutes of fame—and a court date for a dollar? More on this not-so-grand theft HERE!

Jun 18, 2025

Man Blows Up Casino Toilet

Not the first thing to go bust at a casino. More on this Jackputz and the explosive details HERE!