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Dec 31, 2024

Illegible Note Foils Bank Robber

In the end, the only thing that got robbed was the crook’s dignity. More on Colorado’s criminal cacographer HERE! Photo Courtesy Loveland Police

Oct 7, 2024

Bank Robber On The Run Busted Eating Chinese Food

Of course, he was hungry again by the time they got him booked into the station. The complete tale of the “ravenous robber” HERE! Photo by Debbie Tea on Unsplash

Jul 8, 2024

Man Robs Bank, Asks For A Penny

Was a gumball machine in the bank lobby? More about this budget bank bandit HERE! Photo by Elijah Mears on Unsplash

May 6, 2024

Bank Robber Escapes on Bus

A nice endorsement for the dependability of Chicago public transit…but for the wrong reason. More on the thrifty getaway HERE! Photo by Egor Litvinov on Unsplash

Apr 16, 2024

Attempted Bank Heist with Translator App

Attempted bank robbery translates to 3-5 years minimum. More on this “unspeakable” crime HERE! Photo by Luis Villasmil on Unsplash

Mar 18, 2024

Air Guitar Mistaken for Shotgun

If you handle a shotgun like you’re playing air guitar, you’re gonna hurt somebody. Read more about the road side Guitar Hero HERE! Photo by Clay Banks on Unsplash

Mar 11, 2024

Women Use Dead Man To Make Bank Withdrawal

Life imitating art. Too bad the art is “Weekend At Bernie’s.” The sad troubling details HERE! Photo by ian dooley on Unsplash

Mar 1, 2024

Stripper Hits Patron with Cash Wad

He’s just lucky strippers don’t get tipped in coins. More about the cash smash in the ‘stache HERE! Photo by Vitaly Taranov on Unsplash

Jan 29, 2024

Polite Bank Robber Gets Off, Immediately Robs 2nd Bank

So it’s not illegal to rob a bank, it’s only illegal if you don’t say “please”? The parable of learning to quit while you’re ahead HERE! Photo by Kelly Sikkema on Unsplash

Dec 20, 2023

Bank Robber Too Stoned To Ask For Money

This guy must so suck at Wheel of Fortune. The cautionary tale of why you don’t get stoned at “work” HERE! Photo by LeVan Smith III on Unsplash

Nov 22, 2023

Man Robs Bank With Pringles

Look out – he’s got cholesterol! More on the flavorsome felony HERE! Photo by Lal MAHAMMAD on Unsplash