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Feb 4, 2025

Stripper Attacks 7-11 Clerk with Banana

From pole dances to banana battery – a career pivot nobody saw coming. Find out where the “Banana Bandita” will perform next HERE! Photo by Mike Dorner on Unsplash

Feb 3, 2025

Man Jailed For Bologna Battery

A case of bologn-ious assault. Find the real meat of the story HERE! Photo by Giorgi Iremadze on Unsplash

Jan 31, 2025

Man Break INTO Escape Room

So he’s method acting? How he went from one escape-proof room to another HERE! Photo by Matthias Zomer

Aug 20, 2024

Woman Charged in Ravioli Attack

The victim is now suffering from PTSD – Pasta Traumatic Sauce Disorder. Find all the saucy details HERE! Photo by Andreas Avgousti on Unsplash

Aug 7, 2024

Man Attacks Mom With Spaghetti

This story brought to you by Shout Laundry Stain Remover. More on the attack that left an al dente in their relationship HERE! Photo by Mandy Bourke on Unsplash

Jun 21, 2024

Ex-Con Back Behind Bars Over Honey Bun

Now he’s gotta watch HIS buns! More on the reason for this sweet, delicious felony HERE! Photo by Markus Spiske on Unsplash

May 17, 2024

Assault with Dirty Diaper

It’s not as bad as Cain and Abel, but it’s close. More on this going concern HERE! Damian Kasten mugshot (via Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office)

May 1, 2024

Busted for Road Rage Al Dente

Apparently he was feeling a little saucy. A story that’s impastable to believe HERE! Photo courtesy of Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office

Apr 18, 2024

Bro Busted In Pizza Dough Pelting

Did the victim knead medical attention? The real spin on pizza pummeling HERE! Photo by Phil Hearing on Unsplash

Apr 5, 2024

Walgreen’s Clerk Attack With Bible

Matthew, Mark, Luke and duck. More on the Florida Bible thumper HERE! Photo by Aaron Burden on Unsplash

Mar 1, 2024

Stripper Hits Patron with Cash Wad

He’s just lucky strippers don’t get tipped in coins. More about the cash smash in the ‘stache HERE! Photo by Vitaly Taranov on Unsplash

Jan 11, 2024

Christmas Tree Attacker Arrested Again

Can’t wait to see what she has in store for Valentine’s Day. More on the “holiday hit woman’s” latest exploits HERE! Photo by CHUTTERSNAP on Unsplash