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Jul 16, 2024

Man Shoots Down Walmart Delivery Drone

The irony is that he also deprived another Florida man of his beer, Twinkies, and Crocs. More on the paranoid pistol packing perp HERE! Photo by Josh Sorenson on Unsplash

Jun 25, 2024

Given Choice, Beer Thief Takes Jail

Worst getaway plan ever. More on this bold beer bandito HERE! Photo by Teo Do Rio on Unsplash

May 29, 2024

We caught Erica listening at Work

We caught Erica listening at Good Dog Healthy Pet Market, 6035 North Main St, (Stone’s Corner) in Joplin, so we hooked her up with one of our “Show Me State Beer Cards,” good at over 20 locations across Southwest Missouri. If we catch you listening to Classic Hits 93.9 where you work, we’ll hook you … Continue reading We caught Erica listening at Work

May 16, 2024

Georgia Man Gets Lawnmower DUI

That’s one way to get out of mowing the lawn. More on this tipsy trimmer HERE! Photo by Noah Pienaar on Unsplash

May 15, 2024

Clear Cut Gutters Caught Listening at Work

We caught a crew from Clear Cut Gutters listening on the job, during a residential gutter installation, so we hooked them up with some of our “Show Me State Beer Cards,” good at over 20 locations across Southwest Missouri. If we catch you listening to Classic Hits 93.9 where you work, we’ll hook you up … Continue reading Clear Cut Gutters Caught Listening at Work

Apr 22, 2024

Bro Asks To Crack Open Beer During Arrest

Is this part of Florida’s “Stagger Your Ground” law? More on the drinking delinquent HERE! Photo by Christian Buehner on Unsplash

Mar 30, 2024

We Caught Stephanie Listening

We caught Stephanie listening at Take A Break in Webb City, so we hooked her up with one of our “Show Me State Beer Cards,” good at over 20 locations across Southwest Missouri. If we catch you listening to Classic Hits 93.9 where you work, we’ll hook you up with one too. We sold out … Continue reading We Caught Stephanie Listening

Sep 7, 2023

The Best Beer for Your Zodiac Sign

What adult brew pairs best with your Zodiac sign? Your next drink is revealed HERE! Photo by Brad on Unsplash

Sep 6, 2023

Classic Hits 93.9 Proud to be Part of Joplin’s FREE Rock Stock Event

Classic Hits 93.9 is proud to be part of the this weekend’s Rock Stock concert event, Friday and Saturday in Joplin’s Landreth Park. In addition to the concert entertainment, there will be a beer garden and a selection of local food truck cuisine. Find out more about Rock Stock HERE!

Sep 6, 2023

Science Says Classic Hits 93.9 Makes Beer Taste Better

A scientific study found that if you’re drinking beer while a song that you like is playing, you’ll get additional enjoyment out of the beer. We’ll drink to that! Read the study findings HERE! From the staff at Classic Hits 93.9…you’re welcome! Photo by kazuend on Unsplash

Jun 26, 2023

Florida Man BUSTED for being “on brand”, drunk in public, drinking “Florida Man” beer.

Will he get an endorsement deal? Read how it went down here.