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Jan 23, 2026

Company Taking Reservations for Moon Hotel

So, apparently, you can now book a hotel room on the Moon. A startup called GRU Space is taking reservations for a lunar getaway they swear will open around 2032. You’ll just need to drop a deposit somewhere between $250K and $1 million, and that’s before the rocket ride—another cool $10 million or so. The … Continue reading Company Taking Reservations for Moon Hotel

Nov 10, 2025

Five Thieves Rob Cashless Bank

The only thing they stole was a bit of everyone’s time. More on what happens when crime meets the cashless age HERE!

Oct 22, 2025

Squeaky Sneaker Lawsuit

Sick of those squeaky kicks? So are a bunch of folks. How sneaker squeaks could turn into cash HERE!

Nov 13, 2024

Man Tries To Steal McDonald’s Cash Register

The Hamburgler saying stay in your lane bro. More on his supersized charges HERE! Photo by Jurij Kenda on Unsplash

Oct 24, 2024

Man Flees Police With Snake In Pants

Talk about scaling up your problems. More on his attempt to slither away from the law HERE! Photo by David Clode on Unsplash

Sep 5, 2024

Men Busted For Robbing Strip Club

We assume the cash was all in very sweaty $1 bills. Read all the bare facts HERE! Photo by Eric Nopanen on Unsplash

Jul 4, 2024

Dine-and-Dasher Leaves Gun, Sandals and Social Security Card at the Crime Scene

Seems like a lot of trouble for an order of cashew chicken. Read the story HERE. Photo by Christian Chen on Unsplash

Mar 1, 2024

Stripper Hits Patron with Cash Wad

He’s just lucky strippers don’t get tipped in coins. More about the cash smash in the ‘stache HERE! Photo by Vitaly Taranov on Unsplash

Nov 22, 2023

Man Robs Bank With Pringles

Look out – he’s got cholesterol! More on the flavorsome felony HERE! Photo by Lal MAHAMMAD on Unsplash

Oct 11, 2023

Florida Sausage Fight

Sausage fights are the wurst, because in the end, there were no wieners. Every fat, slippery, and spicy detail HERE! Photo by Yasin Arıbuğa on Unsplash

Sep 4, 2023

2 Arrested for Running Backyard Volleyball Gambling Ring

What happens when “Top Gun” meets “White Men can’t Jump”? Read HERE how they net some cash. Photo by Ildar Garifullin on Unsplash