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Mar 24, 2026
Not So Grand Theft
Apparently, practice does not make perfect — at least not when it comes to robbing banks. In the Dollar Tree version of “Oceans Eleven,” Gustavo DeJesus Torres, tried to rob six Chase branches in five days… and ended up with a grand total of six hundred and five bucks. That’s right — six robberies, five … Continue reading Not So Grand Theft
Mar 18, 2026
Man Tries To Steal Septic Tank… TWICE
This dude in Florida really, really wanted a septic tank. First, he shows up to a construction site and tries hauling it off with—wait for it—a Toyota Corolla. Yeah, that went exactly how you think it did. Someone in a Jeep chased him off, so he leaves empty-handed. But persistence is a thing, apparently. The … Continue reading Man Tries To Steal Septic Tank… TWICE
Feb 23, 2026
Naked Man Steals Ambulance… Patient Still Onboard
So, picture this — you’re in the back of an ambulance, minding your own business… when suddenly it starts moving. And your driver? A naked guy who was just doing push-ups in public. Police in Wisconsin Rapids say Benjamin Feltz hopped into an ambulance while paramedics were treating someone in the back. One paramedic tried … Continue reading Naked Man Steals Ambulance… Patient Still Onboard
Feb 18, 2026
Florida Man Gets Locked Inside Van While Robbing It
In Hialeah, Florida. A guy named Dean spots a landscaping van and decides it’s his lucky day. SO he hops in… just as the landscaper locks the doors, turning it into an instant jail on wheels. The landscaper hears banging and screaming from inside, like the van’s possessed. Turns out it’s just Dean, realizing he’s … Continue reading Florida Man Gets Locked Inside Van While Robbing It
Feb 13, 2026
Drunken Delivery Driver Destroys Mailbox
A delivery driver in Texas apparently got a little too “buzzed” on BuzzBallz and ended up introducing his delivery van to someone’s brick mailbox. Spoiler: the mailbox didn’t make it. This all went down in China Spring, near Waco. A woman saw her poor mailbox take the hit, then chased down the van herself—because of … Continue reading Drunken Delivery Driver Destroys Mailbox
Feb 4, 2026
How Long It’ll Take To Get Your Tax Refund
So, tax season’s here—because joy comes in many forms, including paperwork. Last year, the average refund was about $3,100, but thanks to new tax tweaks, this year could be roughly a grand higher. Which sounds great… but when do you actually get the money? If you file electronically and go with direct deposit, the IRS … Continue reading How Long It’ll Take To Get Your Tax Refund
Feb 2, 2026
State Troopers Capture Dolly Parton… The Donkey
Michigan State Troopers, probably expecting a standard Tuesday, suddenly got called out to locate Dolly Parton. Not the legendary singer, actress, philanthropist. Dolly Parton the donkey. Seriously, a “missing donkey” situation. Dolly apparently decided she’d had enough farm life and went full outlaw, strutting right out through an open gate like, “See y’all later.” Troopers … Continue reading State Troopers Capture Dolly Parton… The Donkey
Jan 21, 2026
Homeowner Fights Off Burglar With A Frying Pan
At 2:40 in the morning last Friday in Seattle, a 61-year-old homeowner wakes up to find some stranger rummaging through his house. The intruder grabs a kitchen knife, so our homeowner, clearly operating on pure dad instinct, reaches for the next best thing… a frying pan. Yep, cast iron versus kitchen knife. With his 15-year … Continue reading Homeowner Fights Off Burglar With A Frying Pan
Jan 8, 2026
Girl Scouts Retire Two Cookies, And Introduce A New One
Girl Scout cookie season is here! Yes, Thin Mints are back to test our willpower, along with Caramel deLites, Peanut Butter Patties, and now… a newcomer crashing the party — the Exploremores. They’ve got chocolate, marshmallow, and toasted almond crème — basically rocky road in cookie form. And sure, we had to say goodbye to … Continue reading Girl Scouts Retire Two Cookies, And Introduce A New One
Dec 29, 2025
Top New Year Resolutions for 2026
A new survey shows America’s top New Year’s resolutions. YouGov found most adults want to exercise more, with 25 percent making it their primary goal for 2026. Overall the top 10 were: Being happy Eating healthier Saving more money Improving physical health Losing weight Improving mental health Learning something new Spending more time with family … Continue reading Top New Year Resolutions for 2026
Dec 26, 2025
Tween Car Thieves Crash Into House, Panic About Santa
Some kids wait up listening for reindeer; these three heard sirens instead. More on this Christmas tale about instant regret, PLUS body cam footage, HERE!
Nov 11, 2025
CPKC Holiday Train Brings Smashmouth to Pittsburg, Joplin Saturday November 29
The Canadian Pacific Kansas City Holiday Train returns to the Four States at the end of the month and they’re bringing iconic musical acts with them. The full-sized Christmas parade on rails, complete with twinkle lights, music, and a mission, rolls into Pittsburg, Kansas, at 11 a.m. on November 29, right along North Michigan Avenue. … Continue reading CPKC Holiday Train Brings Smashmouth to Pittsburg, Joplin Saturday November 29