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Feb 23, 2026
Naked Man Steals Ambulance… Patient Still Onboard
So, picture this — you’re in the back of an ambulance, minding your own business… when suddenly it starts moving. And your driver? A naked guy who was just doing push-ups in public. Police in Wisconsin Rapids say Benjamin Feltz hopped into an ambulance while paramedics were treating someone in the back. One paramedic tried … Continue reading Naked Man Steals Ambulance… Patient Still Onboard
Feb 18, 2026
Florida Man Gets Locked Inside Van While Robbing It
In Hialeah, Florida. A guy named Dean spots a landscaping van and decides it’s his lucky day. SO he hops in… just as the landscaper locks the doors, turning it into an instant jail on wheels. The landscaper hears banging and screaming from inside, like the van’s possessed. Turns out it’s just Dean, realizing he’s … Continue reading Florida Man Gets Locked Inside Van While Robbing It
Feb 13, 2026
Drunken Delivery Driver Destroys Mailbox
A delivery driver in Texas apparently got a little too “buzzed” on BuzzBallz and ended up introducing his delivery van to someone’s brick mailbox. Spoiler: the mailbox didn’t make it. This all went down in China Spring, near Waco. A woman saw her poor mailbox take the hit, then chased down the van herself—because of … Continue reading Drunken Delivery Driver Destroys Mailbox
Feb 2, 2026
State Troopers Capture Dolly Parton… The Donkey
Michigan State Troopers, probably expecting a standard Tuesday, suddenly got called out to locate Dolly Parton. Not the legendary singer, actress, philanthropist. Dolly Parton the donkey. Seriously, a “missing donkey” situation. Dolly apparently decided she’d had enough farm life and went full outlaw, strutting right out through an open gate like, “See y’all later.” Troopers … Continue reading State Troopers Capture Dolly Parton… The Donkey
Jan 21, 2026
Homeowner Fights Off Burglar With A Frying Pan
At 2:40 in the morning last Friday in Seattle, a 61-year-old homeowner wakes up to find some stranger rummaging through his house. The intruder grabs a kitchen knife, so our homeowner, clearly operating on pure dad instinct, reaches for the next best thing… a frying pan. Yep, cast iron versus kitchen knife. With his 15-year … Continue reading Homeowner Fights Off Burglar With A Frying Pan
Dec 26, 2025
Tween Car Thieves Crash Into House, Panic About Santa
Some kids wait up listening for reindeer; these three heard sirens instead. More on this Christmas tale about instant regret, PLUS body cam footage, HERE!
Oct 13, 2025
Man Arrested Hoarding Stolen Meat
He tried to fill his freezer, but ended up in the cooler. More on this miscreant’s mountain of meat HERE!
Jul 29, 2025
Police Chase Ends In Car Wash
No clean getaway from his dirty deeds. How he went from hot wheels to hot water HERE!
Jul 2, 2025
Woman Leads Police on an Early Morning Slow Speed Chase
It took five hours for police to stop her after reaching speeds of 8 MPH! Read the story here. Photo by benjamin lehman on Unsplash
Jun 16, 2025
Police Chase Excavator At Snails Pace
Sometimes, the wheels of justice turn slowly—but not this slowly. More on this not so hot pursuit HERE!
Apr 1, 2025
Suspects Stop To Inflate Tires During Chase
Apparently, inflation is a problem everywhere today. More on how the escape plan went flat HERE! Photo by Jill Evans
Feb 27, 2025
Man Steals UPS Truck, Leads Police On Chase
Bet he wishes he’d stuck to stealing porch packages like a normal punk. Learn how one man’s impromptu delivery route ended in handcuffs HERE! Photo by redcharlie on Unsplash