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Jan 7, 2026

Monkey Wrecks A Music Shop

The monkey’s fine. The guitars? Not so much. More on this mischievous monkey music maker HERE!

Aug 5, 2025

USDA Using Scarlett Johansson And Adam Driver To Scare Off Wolves

I have not seen this film, but the fact that it’s being used in this way discourages me from wanting to see it. And I’m not even a wolf. Read the full story here. Photo by Thomas Bonometti on Unsplash

Jun 10, 2025

Woman Sues Over Hot Dragon Balls

She ordered dinner with a kick—she got a legal roundhouse. More on the Hot Dragon Balls lawsuit HERE.

May 28, 2025

Employee Crashes Into Burger Joint

It’s safe to say this employee won’t be parking so close next time. More on this impromptu drive-thru upgrade HERE!

Feb 21, 2025

Woman Fills Ex’s Gas Tank With “Pre-Sucked Skittles”

The car may be damaged, but not nearly as much as this Skittle sucking saboteur. More on this jilted lover’s creative carbonated cola and confectionery vengeance HERE! Photo by Jonathan J. Castellon on Unsplash

Feb 10, 2025

Busy Beavers Beat Bureaucracy

No blueprints, no budget, no problem! Beavers just showed us how to get things done—no meetings required. The full story HERE! Photo by Francesco Ungaro on Unsplash

Jan 24, 2025

Monkey Attacks Drive-Thru Barista

Who knew ‘monkey business’ was about to become SO literal? More on this case of monkey see, monkey CHEW HERE! Photo by Arindam Raha

Jan 9, 2025

Naked Man Damages Car, Blames Aliens

In Florida, this makes sense. More on his Extraterrestrial Wardrobe Malfunction HERE! Photo by Leo_Visions on Unsplash

Aug 14, 2024

Arrested For Breaking INTO Jail

The good news for him is he’ll be there for a while! More on the brainless break-in HERE! Photo by Matthew Ansley on Unsplash

Aug 6, 2024

Customer Finds Nose Ring In Food

Yo quiero nose nugget. More about this disgusting version of a Kid’s Meal toy HERE! Photo by 🐣 Luca Iaconelli 🦊 on Unsplash

Jul 26, 2024

Falling Fish Smashes Tesla

Bad news. Insurance usually won’t cover a claim if it’s considered an “act of Cod.” See the dashcam footage of the incident from the Tesla HERE! Photo by Adrien on Unsplash

May 17, 2024

Assault with Dirty Diaper

It’s not as bad as Cain and Abel, but it’s close. More on this going concern HERE! Damian Kasten mugshot (via Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office)