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Feb 4, 2026

Woman Calls 911 Because Of Frogs

So a woman in Lakeland, Florida calls 911 in utter terror. Not because there was a robber. Not even a snake. Because there’s a frog under her couch. A frog. Apparently a “huge and big” one, which, according to her, was a full-blown anxiety crisis waiting to happen. Enter Deputy Rios — responding like it’s … Continue reading Woman Calls 911 Because Of Frogs

Jan 28, 2026

Assault With A Pork Chop

So, you think your family dinners get tense? In Florida, AGAIN, 18-year-old Farrah Kernan got into a fight with her mom and decided to settle it… with a pork chop. Yep. A literal flying piece of meat. Police say Farrah had been drinking, got into an argument, and smacked her mom in the face before … Continue reading Assault With A Pork Chop

Nov 19, 2025

Bathroom Weed Vaper Forces Emergency Landing

Someone had a little too much fun at 30,000 feet! More on this “high-flying” bathroom break HERE!

Jul 16, 2025

Surfer Headbutted By Flying Shark

Somewhere, the shark is telling his friends, “You should’ve seen the one that hit me.” No teeth, no drama—just the killer story for happy hour HERE!

Jun 6, 2025

Frisbee Golfer Attacked By Flying Hammerhead Shark

Just when you thought it was safe to play frisbee golf. How this frisbee golfer was almost nailed by a hammerhead HERE!

Apr 10, 2025

Teen Punks Attack Easter Bunny

Apparently, the Easter Bunny’s not safe from teen drama—especially in Florida. Learn more about the Easter Bunny “Malling” HERE! Photo by Daniil Onischenko on Unsplash Easter Bunny Victim Courtesy: Coastland Center Instagram

Nov 22, 2024

Plane Overrun By Hamsters

They were hoping to fly “fur-st” calss. More on the rodent rampage HERE! Photo by Zhaoli JIN on Unsplash

Jul 26, 2024

Falling Fish Smashes Tesla

Bad news. Insurance usually won’t cover a claim if it’s considered an “act of Cod.” See the dashcam footage of the incident from the Tesla HERE! Photo by Adrien on Unsplash

Jul 16, 2024

Man Shoots Down Walmart Delivery Drone

The irony is that he also deprived another Florida man of his beer, Twinkies, and Crocs. More on the paranoid pistol packing perp HERE! Photo by Josh Sorenson on Unsplash

Jan 18, 2024

Man Trapped In Plane Privy for Entire Flight

This is why you ALWAYS go before you leave. More on a parents favorite cautionary tale come to life HERE! Photo by Etienne Jong on Unsplash

Nov 29, 2023

There’s A FLY In My Colonoscopy

Further proving there is no such thing as a routine medical procedure. Get the buzz from Missouri HERE! Photo by Chris Curry on Unsplash

Oct 2, 2023

Brainless Bandits Swipe Hornet Filled Shop Vac

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, run like crazy! Read the stinging story HERE! Photo by Mathew Schwartz on Unsplash