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Feb 10, 2026

Colorado’s Fire-Juggling Unicyclist

Apparently, Denver rush hour just wasn’t exciting enough. Police got a call last week about a guy juggling fire… on a unicycle… in a crosswalk. They send a drone to check it out, and sure enough, there’s this dude in neon clothes, riding tall on a unicycle, flames in hand, doing his own Cirque du … Continue reading Colorado’s Fire-Juggling Unicyclist

Nov 28, 2025

Entire Band Quits and Abandons Singer at a Gas Station

This is going to ruin the tour. Read the full story here. Caution: Explicit Language Photo by Hans Eiskonen on Unsplash

Jul 22, 2025

Rollerblading Bro Robs Gas Station

Nobody was hurt, but if someone finds his dignity, please return it. More on this cheap skate HERE!

Jul 14, 2025

Man Forgets Wife At Gas Station

Fuel’s full, marriage tank? Running on fumes. More on how this couple’s road trip holiday hit a speed bump HERE!

May 29, 2025

Man Assaulted After Fart

A little gas leads to a major blow up. More on this wild, windy tale HERE!

Apr 1, 2025

Suspects Stop To Inflate Tires During Chase

Apparently, inflation is a problem everywhere today. More on how the escape plan went flat HERE! Photo by Jill Evans

Feb 24, 2025

Man Bites Police Dog

They said K-9, he thought they said “snack time!” More on this criminal with a taste for justice HERE! Photo by Sharon Snider

Feb 21, 2025

Woman Fills Ex’s Gas Tank With “Pre-Sucked Skittles”

The car may be damaged, but not nearly as much as this Skittle sucking saboteur. More on this jilted lover’s creative carbonated cola and confectionery vengeance HERE! Photo by Jonathan J. Castellon on Unsplash

Feb 13, 2025

Dentist Busted With Laughing Gas

This dentist’s brush with the law was not his crowning moment. More on why he’s now a laughing stock HERE! Photo by Timothy Dykes on Unsplash

Sep 23, 2024

Robot Cop Catches Suspect

OK…Maybe not as cool as Robocop, but it got the job done. More on Texas’ computerized constabulary HERE! Photo by Possessed Photography on Unsplash

Mar 13, 2024

Gas Pump Glitch Gets Woman Over $25K in “Free” Fuel

This is America. Loopholes only work if you’re a millionaire. More on the gas guzzling gangster HERE! Photo by Dawn McDonald on Unsplash

Mar 6, 2024

Tourist Stung in the Man Bits by Scorpion

Worst superhero origin story…EVER! What really happened between the man and the scorpion HERE! Photo by Leon Pauleikhoff on Unsplash