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May 1, 2026
Bee Blitz Brings Beekeeper Bust
A Massachusetts woman really took the phrase “sting operation” a little too literally. Rebecca Woods, beekeeper, clearly not afraid of commitment—showed up to an eviction in Longmeadow with a trailer full of beehives and a plan that can only be described as… bold. Deputies are there to evict a guy from his $1.9 million home, … Continue reading Bee Blitz Brings Beekeeper Bust
Mar 19, 2026
Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart
A “pickled pensioner” in North Port, Florida, decided his golf cart was the perfect getaway car after “partying at the club” since noon. It was nine at night. His wife fell out of the cart on the way home, hit her head, and he called 911 … which was the smartest thing he did all … Continue reading Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart
Jan 21, 2026
Homeowner Fights Off Burglar With A Frying Pan
At 2:40 in the morning last Friday in Seattle, a 61-year-old homeowner wakes up to find some stranger rummaging through his house. The intruder grabs a kitchen knife, so our homeowner, clearly operating on pure dad instinct, reaches for the next best thing… a frying pan. Yep, cast iron versus kitchen knife. With his 15-year … Continue reading Homeowner Fights Off Burglar With A Frying Pan
Jan 12, 2026
Future Mermaid Arrested For Skinny Dipping
Down in small-town Louisiana, in peaceful pond, one determined woman was chasing her inner Ariel. Police in Linville, just north of Monroe, showed up to a neighbor’s property after reports of a naked trespasser — turns out, it was Erin Sutton, mid-dip, fully committed to “becoming a mermaid.” Not her first visit, apparently. The pond’s … Continue reading Future Mermaid Arrested For Skinny Dipping
Jan 9, 2026
How To Protect Yourself From Flu
So, the flu’s back — and it apparently missed us so much it showed up everywhere. Hospitals? Packed. ERs? Overflowing. Doctors are calling it one of the worst seasons in decades, thanks to a new “super flu” strain that refuses to mind its own business. Right now, nearly every state is lighting up with “high” … Continue reading How To Protect Yourself From Flu
Dec 5, 2025
Man Rescues Rabid Racoon, Bitten
It started with kindness… and ended with a hospital visit. How a roadside rescue turned into a medical emergency HERE.
Nov 20, 2025
Man Hospitalized After Swallowing Entire Burger
A burger binge turns into an ambulance ride. More about this edible escapade HERE!
Oct 23, 2025
Woman On Walk in the Park Hit By Airplane
She’s as OK as you can be after literally being run into by an airplane. More about this freak collision HERE!
Jul 24, 2025
Naked Boat Thief Escapes Hospital In Lab Coat
No clothes, no problem. How this punk went from naked pirate to fake doctor on the lam HERE!
Apr 2, 2025
Woman Run Over Saving Parking Spot
A cautionary tale of parking lot persistence gone wrong. How one woman ended up parked in a hospital and another parked in jail HERE! Photo by Ivan Samkov
Feb 26, 2025
Zimmer Marketing St. Jude Radiothon
The stations of Zimmer Marketing are helping kids fight cancer. We’re hosting our annual St. Jude Radiothon in support of St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital. You can help by calling 800-341-4731 and making your donation. Classic Hits 93.9 Loyal Listener Club members received an email Wednesday morning with a link to make an online donation. More … Continue reading Zimmer Marketing St. Jude Radiothon
Nov 11, 2024
Man Hit by Ambulance, Charged For Ride
Business must have been slow? More about his “emergency Uber ride” HERE! Photo by Amaury TRAVER on Unsplash