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Mar 17, 2026

Man Caught Smuggling Ants Onto Plane

A Chinese guy was stopped at the airport in Nairobi, Kenya with more than two thousand live queen ants in his luggage. (Surprisingly, not in his pants.) Authorities counted about 1,948 ants crammed into little test tubes, and another 300 wrapped up in tissue paper rolls. Because apparently that’s how you pack your insect empire … Continue reading Man Caught Smuggling Ants Onto Plane

Feb 10, 2026

Colorado’s Fire-Juggling Unicyclist

Apparently, Denver rush hour just wasn’t exciting enough. Police got a call last week about a guy juggling fire… on a unicycle… in a crosswalk. They send a drone to check it out, and sure enough, there’s this dude in neon clothes, riding tall on a unicycle, flames in hand, doing his own Cirque du … Continue reading Colorado’s Fire-Juggling Unicyclist

Jan 15, 2026

Goat Joins St. Louis Mystery Monkeys

So remember those monkeys on the loose in St. Louis? Well, they’ve got company. Apparently they’ve recruited… a goat. A black and white goat, just casually tagging along in the same area like it missed the Metro Link. The city’s Health Department says they’re still trying to figure out where these mystery animals came from … Continue reading Goat Joins St. Louis Mystery Monkeys

Jan 14, 2026

Search For Monkeys In St. Louis Hampered by Fake AI Posts

There are monkeys on the loose in St. Louis. They were first spotted hanging around O’Fallon Park last week, just living their best life in “The Lou.” Nobody knows where they came from, but since owning exotic animals is illegal in the city, someone out there is probably sweating right now. The St. Louis Zoo … Continue reading Search For Monkeys In St. Louis Hampered by Fake AI Posts

Apr 23, 2024

Woman Calls Cops To Report Bad Meth

She believed that the local sheriff operated a Better Illegal Business Bureau. More about the jaded jilted junkie HERE! Photo by Loren Biser on Unsplash

Feb 1, 2024

Golf Club Operating Illegal Pot Shop

It’s the only golf course where you can smoke the putting green. More on the course that promises you’ll end up in the weeds HERE! Photo by Soheb Zaidi on Unsplash

Jan 29, 2024

Polite Bank Robber Gets Off, Immediately Robs 2nd Bank

So it’s not illegal to rob a bank, it’s only illegal if you don’t say “please”? The parable of learning to quit while you’re ahead HERE! Photo by Kelly Sikkema on Unsplash

Dec 26, 2023

Daily Delivery to Snoop Dogg Disrupted

Ok, not really, but this woman did have just a crazy amount of things that are still very much illegal in Nebraska. Read the story here. Photo by Kenny Eliason on Unsplash