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Mar 16, 2026
Ohio Overrun By Bigfoot?
Something’s up in northeast Ohio—either Bigfoot’s been busy or folks there need new glasses. Over just five days, eight sightings popped up around Portage and Trumbull counties—a “flap,” as Bigfoot buffs call it, and the biggest one since the wild ’78 Minerva wave. The first sighting on March 6 was broad daylight. A guy swears … Continue reading Ohio Overrun By Bigfoot?
Mar 12, 2026
Neighborhood Plagued By Nude Burglar
Fairfax County Virginia police are hunting for a man who’s been breaking into homes in Centreville — without bothering to put on any clothes. Yep, we’re talking about a full-blown nude burglar situation. Between March 5th and 8th, at least four residents woke up in the wee hours to find a naked stranger strolling through … Continue reading Neighborhood Plagued By Nude Burglar
Feb 18, 2026
Florida Man Gets Locked Inside Van While Robbing It
In Hialeah, Florida. A guy named Dean spots a landscaping van and decides it’s his lucky day. SO he hops in… just as the landscaper locks the doors, turning it into an instant jail on wheels. The landscaper hears banging and screaming from inside, like the van’s possessed. Turns out it’s just Dean, realizing he’s … Continue reading Florida Man Gets Locked Inside Van While Robbing It
Feb 16, 2026
Seniors Got Into Huge Picklebrawl
On Super Bowl Sunday, a Florida pickleball game turned full WWE. It went down at a country club near Daytona when Anthony Sapienza, decided his opponents stepped into the ‘kitchen.’ (That’s a pickleball thing — you can’t volley from there. Apparently it’s serious business.) Arguments flew, then Anthony allegedly dropped the C-word at one of … Continue reading Seniors Got Into Huge Picklebrawl
Jan 21, 2026
Homeowner Fights Off Burglar With A Frying Pan
At 2:40 in the morning last Friday in Seattle, a 61-year-old homeowner wakes up to find some stranger rummaging through his house. The intruder grabs a kitchen knife, so our homeowner, clearly operating on pure dad instinct, reaches for the next best thing… a frying pan. Yep, cast iron versus kitchen knife. With his 15-year … Continue reading Homeowner Fights Off Burglar With A Frying Pan
Jun 28, 2025
Man Charged After Attempting Dog Rescue Santa Claus Style
This certainly wasn’t the best way to solve the problem, but it was pretty stupid. Read the full story here. Photo by Hayden Patmore on Unsplash
Jun 9, 2025
Late for Job Interview, Man Busted Going 132 MPH
And they say no one wants to work anymore. More on this man’s fast track to success HERE!
May 13, 2025
Bear Busts Into 7 Cars in 1 Night
Forget cat burglars-Colorado’s got a bear burglar. More about his night of bear-eaking and entering HERE! Photo by Marc-Olivier Jodoin on Unsplash
Mar 3, 2025
Woman Locks Boyfriend In Storage Unit
She took “out of sight, out of mind” way too seriously. How a woman’s solution to relationship problems landed her behind bars HERE! Photo by Steve Johnson
Sep 20, 2024
Thief Locked Inside Corvette
You don’t just have to figure out how to get INSIDE . . . you also need an exit plan. More on the worst car thief ever HERE! Photo by Colin Lloyd on Unsplash
Nov 20, 2023
3 Locked In Jail, Rescued, Arrested
Did none of them had a friend with a crowbar? More on the twice imprisoned up trio HERE! Photo by Ye Jinghan on Unsplash