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Feb 13, 2026
Drunken Delivery Driver Destroys Mailbox
A delivery driver in Texas apparently got a little too “buzzed” on BuzzBallz and ended up introducing his delivery van to someone’s brick mailbox. Spoiler: the mailbox didn’t make it. This all went down in China Spring, near Waco. A woman saw her poor mailbox take the hit, then chased down the van herself—because of … Continue reading Drunken Delivery Driver Destroys Mailbox
Jan 23, 2026
Company Taking Reservations for Moon Hotel
So, apparently, you can now book a hotel room on the Moon. A startup called GRU Space is taking reservations for a lunar getaway they swear will open around 2032. You’ll just need to drop a deposit somewhere between $250K and $1 million, and that’s before the rocket ride—another cool $10 million or so. The … Continue reading Company Taking Reservations for Moon Hotel
Oct 22, 2025
Squeaky Sneaker Lawsuit
Sick of those squeaky kicks? So are a bunch of folks. How sneaker squeaks could turn into cash HERE!
Apr 25, 2025
Woman Cons Man With Tarot Card Reading
Her spiritual guidance business had one true gift: separating fools from their money. Let’s see what her future holds HERE!
Feb 7, 2025
Runaway Teen Spends 2 Nights in Walmart Toilet Paper Fort
Save Money. Live Better. Hide Out. Walmart. More on the Sooner state’s hide-and-seek champion HERE! Photo by Erik Mclean
May 21, 2024
Robber Steals Money and Funyuns
Feel sorry for the poor dude that has to share a cramped cell with this clown. More details on the felonious Funyun fiend HERE! Photo by: Joseph Hill
Mar 19, 2024
Scammer Amputates Legs for Insurance Money
We could have “toed” him it wouldn’t work. More on why he had trouble staying one step ahead of the law HERE! Photo by R. du Plessis on Unsplash
Dec 20, 2023
Bank Robber Too Stoned To Ask For Money
This guy must so suck at Wheel of Fortune. The cautionary tale of why you don’t get stoned at “work” HERE! Photo by LeVan Smith III on Unsplash
Dec 15, 2023
I WOULD CLAIM THE MONEY BUT I WOULD HAVE TO GET DRESSED AND TAKE A PHOTO
It’s a whole thing. I guess you can just keep it. Time Runs Out for Winner to Claim $44 Million Lottery Ticket Read the full story here. Photo by Erik Mclean on Unsplash
Nov 30, 2023
Woman Eats Counterfeit Money
She should’ve just maxed out a credit card that she has no intention of paying back like the rest of us. More about how she will have to cough up some jail time HERE! Photo by Blogging Guide on Unsplash
Aug 11, 2023
Burglar Robs Church, Baptizes Self
Apparently he missed the whole “Thou shalt not steal” part? Find all the immersive info HERE! Photo by Karl Fredrickson on Unsplash
Aug 1, 2023
Posh Geezers Punch It Out Over Oysters and Wine in the Hamptons
RICH GUY FIGHT! We ask for Musk-Zuckerberg. Instead we get a moneyed elderly melee. 👴🤜🤕 Details of the dustup HERE. Photo by Jessie McCall on Unsplash